What you missed while watching the topless news ...
• NBA: The crowd down at Cheers are still celebrating this one ... except for Norm, who's in the crapper. Celtics 97, Cavaliers 92.
• NHL: Bow before our flightless, herring-breathed overlords. Penguins 6, Flyers 0.
• Auto racing: I misunderstood ... I thought "Bump Day" was something else entirely. Foyt makes Indy 500 field.
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