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			<title><![CDATA[Page 3 Officially Bites The Dust]]></title>
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				It is a sad, sad day here at Deadspin world headquarters; without even the courtesy of a press release or a proper burial, it appears ESPN.com has finally shut the doors on its ill-advised "Page 3" section. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/134505/page-3-officially-bites-the-dust" title="Click here to read more about Page 3 Officially Bites The Dust">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 01 Nov 2005 13:54:54 EST]]></pubDate>
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				MTV channels its inner <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page3/index">Page 3</a> today, looking at the <A href="http://www.mtv.com/bands/a/athletes_feature_092605/">worst music offerings from professional athletes</a>. (We're going to assume "ESPN Hollywood" has done this story about six times.) 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/127750/when-bronson-arroyos-rock-isnt-hard-enough" title="Click here to read more about When Bronson Arroyo's Rock Isn't Hard Enough">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 27 Sep 2005 15:39:10 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ESPN's Page 3 Clings Desperately To Life]]></title>
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				The handsome man pictured here is Jim Morgenthaler, an employee of ESPN and the "Draft Day Commissioner" of ESPN's Fantasy Game Night. Handsome fellow, we know. Why do we bring him up? Because he's currently the centerpiece of <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page3/index">ESPN.com's Page 3</a>, proof that the oft-forgotten page is still alive and kicking with its unique fusion of sports and Hollywood Gossip! Who says sports and entertainment don't mix? Look at that guy!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/126062/espns-page-3-clings-desperately-to-life" title="Click here to read more about ESPN's Page 3 Clings Desperately To Life">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 Sep 2005 15:00:02 EDT]]></pubDate>
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We don't mean to be mean. We really don't. But to pull a Tom Joad for a moment, as long as <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page3/index">Page 3</A> keeps publishing stories and delaying its inevitable death, dammit, <EM>we'll be there</EM>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/116917/page-3-what-more-can-one-say" title="Click here to read more about Page 3: What More Can One Say?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 11 Aug 2005 17:05:05 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Some more numbers on <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page3/index">Page 3</A> this week:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/115030/page-3-shut-out-for-the-week" title="Click here to read more about Page 3 Shut Out For The Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 29 Jul 2005 14:55:16 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The impending death of <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page3/index">Page 3</a> is not something from which we take much enjoyment. The closings of sites tend to make people lose their jobs, and even though the full-time staff at Page 3 is, at tops, one (and that's probably being optimistic). But still: The death bell be just about to be rung-ded.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/114277/page-3-not-much-time-left-now" title="Click here to read more about Page 3: Not Much Time Left Now">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 26 Jul 2005 12:46:51 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Well, it's Friday, so that must mean it's time for Page 3's editors to remember that they're, in fact, editors and update their "page." To show they mean business, they actually post <EM>two</EM> stories today. (We know!) 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/109891/page-3-wakes-up-and-publishes-++-barely" title="Click here to read more about Page 3 Wakes Up And Publishes &mdash; Barely">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 24 Jun 2005 10:36:32 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today's fun <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page3/index">Page 3 Statistical Breakdown</A>:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/109507/page-3-continues-to-bring-you-the-news" title="Click here to read more about Page 3 Continues To Bring You The News">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 22 Jun 2005 12:12:20 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Honestly. Could someone please put <A href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page3/index">ESPN's Page 3</A> out of its misery?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/109011/page-3-they-shoot-horses-dont-they" title="Click here to read more about Page 3: They Shoot Horses, Don't They?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 03 Jun 2005 16:31:07 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Number of Page 3 stories in the last seven days: Three.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/108959/page-3-vital-sign-check" title="Click here to read more about Page 3 Vital Sign Check">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 01 Jun 2005 12:47:15 EDT]]></pubDate>
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>Page 3 </A> continues its slow, underfunded, rotting flop toward death 
 they have to be averaging like three stories a week 
 with an interview with 
 Jon Bon Jovi. The dramatically maned one <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page3/story?page=turner/jovi/050520">talks about ownership of AFL's Philadelphia Soul</A> (his co-owner is Ron Jaworski!), his gripping performance in NBC's "Las Vegas" and his existential crisis (really). Only one worthy tidbit here: Last year, Bon Jovi fired the Soul's coach. Imagine being a football coach who is fired by Jon Bon Jovi. Perhaps that's a sign for a career change.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/108843/page-3-brain-cell-destroyer-of-the-day" title="Click here to read more about Page 3 Brain Cell Destroyer Of The Day">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 24 May 2005 11:21:30 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				In its neverending pursuit of Finding The Way Athletes REALLY are, ESPN's Page 3 asks C-List sports stars <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page3/story?page=cornetta/tvshows/050510">what their favorite television shows were</a>. (Mercifully, none of them said "Teammates." We might have had to kill someone.) It's news you can use, people. Red Sox lefthander Mike Myers loved "M*A*S*H." Cubs "closer" Ryan Dempster digged "Night Court." Reporter Louise Cornetta definitely earns her salary by learning that Red Sox righthander Matt Clement's wife "really liked 'Friends.'" We cap it all off with Mel Kiper, Jr., who was really into "Dallas." You now have experience the Internet equivalent of spinning around in a circle on your lawn for an hour.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/108750/page-3-cell-destroyer-of-the-day" title="Click here to read more about Page 3 Cell Destroyer Of The Day">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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