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			<title><![CDATA[And So Another Member Of The Chess Team Is Born]]></title>
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				I can't count the number of times our inbox has been clogged with demands for more kid karate videos. Here, you maniacs! Now leave us alone for a couple of days.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5101516/and-so-another-member-of-the-chess-team-is-born" title="Click here to read more about And So Another Member Of The Chess Team Is Born">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:00:21 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Rick Chandler]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[I Don't Think This Is How Paintball Is Supposed To Be Played]]></title>
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				I don't know what it is about this that makes me laugh... but I sort of wish two of my friends would agree to do this while I stood there and laughed at them.  I can't think of any good reason why they or anyone else <i>would</i>, but I'd enjoy it.  From the YouTube description:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/235680/i-dont-think-this-is-how-paintball-is-supposed-to-be-played" title="Click here to read more about I Don't Think This Is How Paintball Is Supposed To Be Played">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 11 Feb 2007 19:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[mjdeadspin]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[If You Were Considering Watching Paintball On TV...]]></title>
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				Don't.  Because it sucks... real, real, bad.  I really couldn't explain to you why, but I just caught some <a href="http://www.uapl.info/">Ultimate Arena Paintball League</a> action on WGN.  The New England Distortion lost to the Tampa Warriors, and I wouldn't have known that if they didn't show me the score.  You can't see anyone getting shot, you can't tell what the hell is going on, and I can't think of one single reason to watch.  If your television only gets paintball and the 24-Hour Alex Rodriguez Grooms Himself Network... go with A-Rod.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/149922/if-you-were-considering-watching-paintball-on-tv" title="Click here to read more about If You Were Considering Watching Paintball On TV...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 21 Jan 2006 18:41:46 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[mjdeadspin]]></dc:creator>
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