Football season's almost here. You can tell by the smell of grilled brats, the fact Joe Buck and Troy Aikman are again appearing in public together, and that sideline reporters are again being endangered by terrible backup quarterbacks.

Maybe Chandler Harnish meant to hit Pam? I watched him play enough in college to know he's an accurate passer, or at least moreso than the Tebows of the world. Pam bounced back and seems to be fine.

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