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				Yo, panda, real talk for a second: I cannot get enough of you <a href="http://deadspin.com/5825741/carmelo-anthony-is-the-panda-whisperer">posing with basketball players</a> <a href="http://deadspin.com/5318959/this-little-furry-will-be-shaqs-reality-show-sidekick">wearing the Official China Panda Blue Smock</a>. It's like, they're so big and goofy and you're so little and fuzzy and greyscale, and they've always got that wonderful little smock to avoid rubbing their sweaty human oils on you, since maybe your panda momma won't take you back if you smell like human.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5875214/yao-panda-panda-yao" title="Click here to read more about Yao, Panda. Panda, Yao.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 11 Jan 2012 14:55:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Barry Petchesky]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Carmelo Anthony Is The Panda Whisperer]]></title>
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				Melo is traveling across Asia on a Nike promotional tour, and as we all know there's nothing to do in China but <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/carmeloanthony/status/96480819551543296">pose with disoriented panda cubs on your lap. </a>Look at that thing! Its little paws joined in supplication, its little panda cloaca (or whatever) splayed to the world. Panda doesn't care about Carmelo making his HAM face, panda just wants some bamboo. God, I want a panda.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5825741/carmelo-anthony-is-the-panda-whisperer" title="Click here to read more about Carmelo Anthony Is The Panda Whisperer">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 28 Jul 2011 18:20:33 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Barry Petchesky]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[This Little Furry Will Be Shaq's Reality Show Sidekick]]></title>
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				"Ive been alotta place but being at the shaolin temple n china has brouhht a tear to my eye buddha blessed," <a href="http://twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ/status/2608977590">Shaq recently tweeted.</a> So he cried on the shoulder of a giant panda, and turned that frown upside down.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5318959/this-little-furry-will-be-shaqs-reality-show-sidekick" title="Click here to read more about This Little Furry Will Be Shaq's Reality Show Sidekick">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[So What Was Up With Those Awful Super Bowl Commercials?]]></title>
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You probably know that those Salesgenie Super Bowl ads &mdash; you know, with the talking pandas as the Indian guy with seven kids &mdash; were produced by <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20060428112336/http://www.vingupta.com/">Vin Gupta, CEO of the parent company InfoUSA</a>. Gupta, of Indian descent, allegedly wrote the ads himself, which <a href="http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/business/stories.nsf/0/B0185219191FFB95862573E3001177CD?OpenDocument">many have decried as racist</a>. (I just think they were painfully unfunny, which is the worst crime of all).				<a href="http://deadspin.com/354149/so-what-was-up-with-those-awful-super-bowl-commercials" title="Click here to read more about So What Was Up With Those Awful Super Bowl Commercials?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:35:11 EST]]></pubDate>
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