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By Jack Dickey May 11, 2012 1:05 PM

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Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

This fine entry kicked off our Patrick Kane photoshop contest, but somehow we knew our wise readers had more in store. And you did not disappoint. I've picked the best ones here—with special commendation for our winner at the end—because we can cram only so many images into a gallery, but keep in mind that you're all winners, except for those of you that are losers.

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