If you were somehow able to coax your abnormally tall dad into lacing up his New Balances and participating in a driveway-hoops dunk contest with you, this is probably what would happen. Hiiinggghhhh, goddammit!
After scraping himself off the pavement, your abnormally tall dad would probably go inside, calm himself down, and get on Twitter.
Happy 28th birthday to my friend #ShawneWilliams ! I hope you have a great day!
— Pau Gasol (@paugasol) February 16, 2014