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			<title><![CDATA[You Have Four Days Remaining To Bid On This Leather-Bound & Autographed Copy Of Jerry Sandusky's Book]]></title>
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				 There are apparently only 250 leather-bound copies of <em>Touched</em> by Jerry Sandusky (and Kip Richeal) in existence, and this one's autographed by Sandusky, Matt Millen, Greg Buttle, Kyle Brady, Lance Mehl, Ed O'Neil and Jack Ham. It comes complete with a certificate of authenticity, which I'm guessing does not apply to the contents of the book, but just the autographs. The high bid as of 11:00 ET is $102.50. (<a href="http://bustedcoverage.com/2011/11/14/jerry-sandusky-touched-leather-edition-book-sells-for-510-on-ebay/">The last one up for auction fetched more than $500.</a>) [<a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/Jerry-Sanduskys-Touched-Leather-Bound-Autographs-/190636411299?pt=US_NCAA_Fan_Shop&hash=item2c62d0c9a3">eBay</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5882892/you-have-four-days-remaining-to-bid-on-this-leather+bound--autographed-copy-of-jerry-sanduskys-book/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about You Have Four Days Remaining To Bid On This Leather-Bound & Autographed Copy Of Jerry Sandusky's Book">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Here's Video And A Transcript Of Nike Chairman Phil Knight's Vehement Defense Of Joe Paterno]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/2081 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/2081 -->  At today's public memorial for Joe Paterno, Nike's Phil Knight called Joe Paterno his "hero" and launched a counterattack against Penn State for the manner in which the university fired its head football coach. Here's the video (from BTN) and the broadcast transcript (unedited) from Knight's eulogy. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5879688/heres-video-and-a-transcript-of-nike-chairman-phil-knights-vehement-defense-of-joe-paterno" title="Click here to read more about Here's Video And A Transcript Of Nike Chairman Phil Knight's Vehement Defense Of Joe Paterno">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Joe Paterno Now Has A Halo On State College Mural]]></title>
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				The massive, ever-changing mural <a href="http://cache.virtualtourist.com/4/4480475-Inspiration_Mural_in_Downtown_State_College_State_College.jpg">"Inspiration,"</a> located near the student book store in downtown State College, has a new addition today: <a href="http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/sports/Halo-Painted-Over-Paterno-on-PSU-Mural-137911343.html">a halo appearing above the head of grandfatherly Joe Paterno</a>. This is the same mural that was <a href="http://deadspin.com/5857922/jerry-sandusky-painted-out-of-memory-on-downtown-mural-paterno-and-spanier-remain">altered by its artist to remove Jerry Sandusky after the sex abuse scandal broke</a>. If the landmark artwork can be said to reflect the Penn State community's thoughts and feelings, it's quite telling that Paterno is a saint and Sandusky doesn't exist.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5878642/joe-paterno-now-has-a-halo-on-state-college-mural" title="Click here to read more about Joe Paterno Now Has A Halo On State College Mural">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Deadspin Archives: Brent Musburger Offers Some Troubling News About Joe Paterno]]></title>
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				<i> In October 2008, before most of the world knew anything about Jerry Sandusky, Brent Musburger was a guest on the </i>Dan Patrick Show<i> and offered a now seemingly prophetic glimpse into what kept Joe Paterno going. <a href="http://deadspin.com/5064085/brent-musburger-offers-some-troubling-news-about-joe-paterno">Originally published October 15, 2008</a>. </i>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5878230/deadspin-archives-brent-musburger-offers-some-troubling-news-about-joe-paterno" title="Click here to read more about Deadspin Archives: Brent Musburger Offers Some Troubling News About Joe Paterno">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Joe Paterno Dies; Paterno Family Releases Statement]]></title>
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				 The <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/F/FBC_OBIT_JOE_PATERNO?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT"><em>Associated Press</em></a> is reporting that Joe Paterno has in fact died, according to a statement released by his family this morning. The full text, <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/F/FBC_PATERNO_FAMILY_STATEMENT?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">as provided by the AP</a>, is provided below. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5878218/joe-paterno-dies-paterno-family-releases-statement" title="Click here to read more about Joe Paterno Dies; Paterno Family Releases Statement">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Eye On College Football's Adam Jacobi is reporting that <a href="http://eye-on-collegefootball.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/24156338/34497800">Joe Paterno has passed away</a> following complications associated with chemotherapy he was receiving for lung cancer treatment. (CBS Sports has since retracted that report, after duping organizations far larger than ours.) There are also reports of State College <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/KHOUSportsMatt/status/160901086700511232">radio</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/andrewmcgill/status/160897241169657856">stations</a> interrupting their broadcasts to announce the news. We will update with details as they come in.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5878184/reports-joe-paterno-has-died-still-alive-at-85-[update]" title="Click here to read more about Joe Paterno Is Still Alive [UPDATE]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				After 17 years spent working under his father, Joe, Jay Paterno <a href="http://blog.pennlive.com/patriotnewssports/2012/01/its_official_jay_paterno_will.html">confirmed today</a> that he will not be a part of <a href="http://deadspin.com/5873734/i+team-why-does-new-penn-state-coach-bill-obrien-have-a-hole-in-his-chin/gallery/1">Bill O'Brien's coaching staff</a> in Happy Valley next season. The younger Paterno said he and O'Brien spoke together and <a href="http://jaypaterno.blogspot.com/2012/01/closing-statementfor-now_10.html?spref=tw">"reached the conclusion"</a> that Jay would move on. Sounds peaceful! [<a href="http://blog.pennlive.com/patriotnewssports/2012/01/its_official_jay_paterno_will.html">AP</a>,<a href="http://jaypaterno.blogspot.com/2012/01/closing-statementfor-now_10.html?spref=tw"> Jay Paterno's Blog</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5874949/joe-paternos-son-will-not-coach-at-penn-state-next-year" title="Click here to read more about Joe Paterno's Son Will Not Coach At Penn State Next Year">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Yahoo's Pat Forde, late of ESPN, had an interesting aside in <a href="http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=pf-forde_penn_state_bill_obrien_010612">his column today</a>, a piece otherwise devoted to blasting Penn State for hiring Bill O'Brien, the <A href="http://deadspin.com/5873734/i+team-why-does-new-penn-state-coach-bill-obrien-have-a-hole-in-his-chin/gallery/1">chin-holed</a> rookie Patriots offensive coordinator, as its new head coach:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5873774/was-ron-jaworski-the-puppetmaster-behind-penn-states-odd-coaching-hire" title="Click here to read more about Was Ron Jaworski The Puppetmaster Behind Penn State's Odd Coaching Hire?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				New England Patriots offensive coordinator Bill O'Brien agreed last night to take the head coaching job at Penn State. O'Brien, like Joe Paterno, graduated from Brown and has since coached at Georgia Tech, Maryland, and Duke. He's never before had a head coaching job and ran the Patriots' offense for only one year. Maybe no one really wanted the Penn State job&mdash;given the <a href="http://deadspin.com/pennstatescandal">alleged child rape and coverup</a> there&mdash;but even then O'Brien seems a weird choice.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5873734/i+team-why-does-new-penn-state-coach-bill-obrien-have-a-hole-in-his-chin/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about I-Team: Why Does New Penn State Coach Bill O'Brien Have A Hole In His Chin?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 The TicketCity Bowl is shaping up to be a who's who of scandalized universities. <a href="http://deadspin.com/penn-state-scandal/">Penn State</a> obviously is still most disgraced, but after losing over 40 percent of its assets in a <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_INVESTMENTS_HOUSTON_ATHLETICS_FOUNDATION?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2011-12-18-12-11-17">potential ponzi scheme</a>, a foundation that endows athletic scholarships for the Univeristy of Houston is at least putting forth an effort.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5869144/a-university-of-houston-foundation-is-embroiled-in-an-alleged-ponzi-scheme" title="Click here to read more about A University Of Houston Foundation Is Embroiled In An Alleged Ponzi Scheme">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Penn State's new president has hired notorious Washington taint sucker Lanny Davis, the former Clinton White House counsel and whiny, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/05/31/lanny-davis-loses-his-coo_n_104474.html">self-defeating media booster</a> for Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign. Penn State really <em>is</em> committed to fixing its image as the Keystone State's finest enabler of the worst thing in the world.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5866809/penn-state-hires-evil-dictator+loving-monster-lawyer" title="Click here to read more about Penn State Hires Evil Dictator-Loving Monster Lawyer">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				When Jerry Sandusky was first arrested, a judge with Second Mile connections set Sandusky's bail at $100,000. No problem. Sandusky <s>dropped some coin and</s> walked out of the clink.* Yesterday, he was re-arrested after<a href="http://deadspin.com/5866011/jerry-sandusky-re+arrested-on-additional-charges-that-he-performed-oral-anal-sex-on-pre+teen-boys?tag=pennstatescandal"> two additional alleged victims came forward and added their horrifying stories</a> to the grand jury presentment. A new judge set Sandusky's bail at $250,000, even though prosecutors wanted $1 million. Didn't seem unreasonable. If Sandusky was going to turn fugitive, he would have done so already. And $250,000 isn't chump change. <a href="http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7330420/penn-state-nittany-lions-scandal-jerry-sandusky-posts-bail-latest-sex-abuse-charges">Unless it is</a>:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5866327/how-much-goddamn-bail-money-does-jerry-sandusky-have" title="Click here to read more about How Much Goddamn Bail Money Does Jerry Sandusky Have?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Jerry Sandusky <a href="http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2011/12/jerry_sandusky_faces_new_charg.html">was re-arrested</a> on 12 additional charges of sexual abuse today. He was <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/PeterAlexander/status/144486093566390273">reportedly</a> dressed in a Penn State track suit at the time of his arrest in State College. While "at least" five more people have come forward with allegations against the former football assistant since the original filing on Nov. 4, the newest charges detailed in an additional grand jury presentment only include charges from two additional victims, "Victim 9" and "Victim 10."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5866011/jerry-sandusky-re+arrested-on-additional-charges-that-he-performed-oral-anal-sex-on-pre+teen-boys" title="Click here to read more about Jerry Sandusky Re-Arrested On Additional Charges That He Performed Oral, Anal Sex On Pre-Teen Boys">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				December is the month for giving, and Penn State officials are humping the phones trying to persuade donors to keep the cheese flowing in the wake of the Jerry Sandusky scandal. Doesn't look good so far: "[M]ore than a dozen people who had planned to leave an inheritance to the school have changed their wills to exclude Penn State....Another donor canceled a $300,000 pledge." [<a href="http://www.centredaily.com/2011/12/02/3006304/psu-may-face-donor-crisis-amid.html">Centre Daily Times</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5864529/for-some-strange-reason-penn-state-is-now-worried-about-fundraising" title="Click here to read more about For Some Strange Reason, Penn State Is Now Worried About Fundraising">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Visionaries at Penn State snatched up four .xxx domain names for the school this September, <a href="http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/2011/11/30/Colleges_buying_xxx_websites.aspx#">according to <em>The Daily Collegian</em></a>. New .xxx URLs go on sale to the public next week, but trademark owners like PSU got a chance to lock down their porn names early so as to prevent any scuzzing up of their brands. Wouldn't want any brand scuzzing at Penn State, after all.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5864142/penn-state-recently-bought-four-xxx-domain-names-should-have-bought-more" title="Click here to read more about Penn State Recently Bought Four .XXX Domain Names, Should Have Bought More">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				I was a Second Mile kid. Now that the organization I grew up with, founded by disgraced Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky, is likely to fold, I want to write an obituary for the program as most of us knew it.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5863865/my-second-mile-how-i-grew-up-with-the-now+doomed-organization" title="Click here to read more about My Second Mile: How I Grew Up With The Now-Doomed Organization">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				More disquieting news from the <em>Patriot-News</em>, which is withholding the details of the child's familial relationship to Sandusky: "The attorney for Jerry Sandusky says one of the two new cases of alleged sexual abuse under investigation by Children and Youth Services was made by a family member. ...  The allegations stem from difficulties within the child's immediate family." [<A href="http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2011/11/attorney_jerry_sandusky_family.html">Patriot-News</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5862318/new-abuse-allegation-against-jerry-sandusky-came-from-a-family-member-his-lawyer-says" title="Click here to read more about New Abuse Allegation Against Jerry Sandusky Came From A Family Member, His Lawyer Says">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The NCAA today notified Penn State president Rodney Erickson that it is launching an investigation into the university's "exercise of institutional control over its intercollegiate athletics programs, as well as the actions, and inactions, of relevant responsible personnel."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5860945/ncaa-launches-investigation-into-penn-states-institutional-control" title="Click here to read more about NCAA Launches Investigation Into Penn State's &quot;Institutional Control&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Great men must stick together. Their greatness unites them&mdash;especially if, like Mike Krzyzewski and Joe Paterno, they've recorded a 90-minute nationally broadcast television special celebrating their mutual greatness. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5859644/great-man-mike-krzyzewski-defends-great-man-joe-paterno" title="Click here to read more about Great Man Mike Krzyzewski Defends Great Man Joe Paterno">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 The BBC drags the name Sandusky through the mud. You wouldn't believe it if we didn't have video, so check it out. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5858975/bbc-uses-extremely-unfortunate-abbreviation-for-assistant-coach-sandusky" title="Click here to read more about BBC Uses Extremely Unfortunate Abbreviation For &quot;Assistant Coach Sandusky&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Today was a a weird day in State College and across college football. Here is a selection of pictures both in and out of context. Enjoy. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5858971/a-joe-paterno+less-saturday-in-state-college-and-elsewhere-a-photo-essay/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about A Joe Paterno-Less Saturday In State College And Elsewhere: A Photo Essay">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>After a week's worth of almost universally terrible news from State College, it can start to feel as if there's nothing good to be found in the land known as Happy Valley. And we've heard from readers who feel that the coverage is too focused on the negative. Here's a brief and non-comprehensive list (since I've never been there) of some positive things about the town of 42,000. </em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5858414/10-things-that-are-still-happy-about-happy-valley" title="Click here to read more about 10 Things That Are Still Happy About Happy Valley">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It is a proven equation by now that when distraught college students face difficult times, they turn to cheap liquor or light beer and music by Drake.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5858376/psu-students-will-be-able-to-indulge-in-their-heartbreak-at-tonights-drake-show" title="Click here to read more about PSU Students Will Be Able To Indulge In Their Heartbreak At Tonight's Drake Show">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Nike is <a href="http://deadspin.com/5858034/nike-has-no-comment-on-penn-state-does-have-a-child-care-center-in-oregon-named-for-joe-paterno?tag=pennstatescandal">unwilling to discuss the future of its longtime branding relationship</a> with Joe Paterno and Penn State football. Will the Nittany Lions still be wearing the swoosh as the only emblem on their uniforms when they take the field against Nebraska? Wait and see. In the meantime, keep an eye on the banner in the Beaver Stadium press room.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5858314/penn-state-football-press-conferences-are-no-longer-brought-to-you-by-sherwin+williams" title="Click here to read more about Penn State Football Press Conferences Are No Longer Brought To You By Sherwin-Williams">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 10 Nov 2011 12:34:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Lehigh Valley's <i>Express-Times</i> <a href="www.lehighvalleylive.com/breaking-news/index.ssf/2011/11/penn_state_president_graham_sp.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter">reports</a> that Penn State president Graham Spanier will either leave his post or be voted out by the university's trustees by the end of the day. Spanier <a href="http://deadspin.com/5856777/a-guide-to-the-sexual-child-abuse-charges-against-jerry-sandusky-and-to-penn-states-alleged-willful-ignorance?tag=pennstatescandal">allegedly learned</a> that former football assistant Jerry Sandusky had been seen "horsing around in the shower" with a young boy in March 2002, and did not report the incident to authorities. Here's more from the report in the <i>Express-Times</i>:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5857919/report-psu-president-graham-spanier-will-quit-or-be-voted-out-by-end-of-day" title="Click here to read more about Report: PSU President Graham Spanier Will Quit Or Be Voted Out By End Of Day">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Well, this was unfortunate.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5857172/cnn-makes-the-one-typo-you-shouldnt-make-with-sandusky-story" title="Click here to read more about CNN Makes The One Typo You Shouldn't Make With Sandusky Story">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				There is too much amazing material in Taylor Branch's <a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2011/10/the-shame-of-college-sports/8643/?single_page=true"><em>Atlantic</em> piece about the NCAA</a> for us to <a href="http://deadspin.com/5839814/your-study-guide-to-the-atlantics-massive-withering-story-about-the-wretchedness-of-the-ncaa">handle it all at once</a>, so we're just going to keep <a href="http://deadspin.com/5840246/">pulling shiny gems</a> from the treasure trove whenever a new one catches our eye. So: The piece begins with a scene in 2001 where legendary shoe-company fixer Sonny Vaccaro tells a bunch of eminent college-athletics officials that they're all for sale and he's going to buy them. This is very offensive to the proper-thinking NCAA folks:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5840421/great-moments-in-ncaa-hypocrisy-how-penn-state-defended-its-integrity-seven-years-after-it-sold-out" title="Click here to read more about Great Moments In NCAA Hypocrisy: How Penn State Defended Its Integrity, Seven Years After It Sold Out (Updated)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In celebration of the fact that Osama bin Laden was announced dead last night, American college students everywhere took it upon themselves to riot in the streets, drunkenly yell their college rally chants on national television, and light couches on fire. Oh, America.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5797855/college-students-celebrate-bin-ladens-death-with-patriotic-backflips-nudity-beer-a-gallery/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about College Students Celebrate Bin Laden's Death With Patriotic Backflips, Nudity, Beer: A Gallery">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AijlDvdaPls"><!-- videoId: AijlDvdaPls --><!-- /videoId: AijlDvdaPls --></a> Brah here goes to Penn State. When he went out to study for a "very important test," Brah's bros covered his bed with, per the summary of whomever posted this video, "hundreds of plastic solo cups." Dude.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5787420/watch-a-frat+boy-flyers-fan-flip-the-fuck-out-on-his-bros" title="Click here to read more about Watch A Frat-Boy Flyers Fan Flip The Fuck Out On His Bros">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Spry pimp Joe Paterno fielded questions about the Penn State program the morning after it gave Urban Meyer his going-away present in the Outback Bowl. Specifically, questions about his future, despite repeated insistence that he won't retire.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5722929/recruits-are-polite-enough-not-to-ask-joe-paterno-if-hes-gonna-you-know-die-soon" title="Click here to read more about Recruits Are Polite Enough Not To Ask Joe Paterno If He's Gonna, You Know, Die Soon">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The 83-year-old Penn State coach had eye surgery which helps him "read his watch" and "not have to wear glasses" anymore but he should, because without them, he looks old and scary. [<a href="http://pennstate.scout.com/2/945753.html">FightOnState</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5470396/joe-paternos-new-eyewear-eyes" title="Click here to read more about Joe Paterno's New Eyewear: Eyes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It's the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #pennstate" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #pennstate" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/pennstate/">Penn State</a> Old Italian Gentlemen in Giant Glasses taking on the LSU Po' Boys. <a href="http://sports-ak.espn.go.com/ncf/preview?gameId=300010099">What say you, Todd McShay</a>?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5438142/capital-one-bowl-penn-state-lsu-geaux" title="Click here to read more about Capital One Bowl: Penn State. LSU. Geaux.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				APB, State College, Pa., Police Department: All units be on the lookout for anyone wearing pair of thick, bronze glasses. Suspect may also be wearing a USC sweatshirt.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5126150/who-is-the-fiend-who-stole-joepas-glasses" title="Click here to read more about Who is The Fiend Who Stole JoePa's Glasses?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Leave it to Las Vegas to sate all our needs. Even those we didn't know we had before. (I'm looking at you midget escort service.) Everyone knows that the idea of a playoff is so awfully complicated that it would require a Manhattan Project-level commitment before anything could happen. Or, you know, a sports book could just seed the top 8 teams based on the final BCS standings and run the odds for each of those match-ups. Like the guys at <a href="http://www.betonline.com/welcome/welcome.aspx">BetOnline.com</a> did. The result is a USC victory. But what would the odds look like on your Oklahoma-Penn State game? Or your Florida-Texas Tech game? Click on for the colorful bracket. Then wipe away the drool from your computer keyboards.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5105550/usc-wins-hypothetical-playoff-according-to-vegas-odds" title="Click here to read more about USC Wins Hypothetical Playoff According To Vegas Odds">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Alabama's John Parker Wilson is the latest SEC player attempting to overcome the LSU fans snagging his cell phone number and listing it everywhere on the internets. Confounding Cajuns. You'll recall that <a href="http://deadspin.com/5068527/college-football-preview-check-your-messages-knowshon">earlier this season Knowshon Moreno and A.J. Green were the victims</a>. They joined Tim Tebow from last year. Imagine what people in Louisiana would be capable of if they focused as much energy on literacy. Anyway, for the record, John Parker Wilson's old cell phone number was 205-910-2876. It's already been disconnected, so it's too late for you to call and make fun of his 'Bama Bangs. How pissed would you be if LSU fans put your cell phone number on the internet and you had to switch to another number? Especially if you were a starting quarterback in the SEC and didn't even remember the names of most of your regular, ahem, post midnight lady calls. Yeah, thought so. Nick Saban should thank his lucky stars that his number didn't get out there. Anyway, here are 9 interesting games worth noting.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5079545/college-football-preview-john-parker-wilsons-cell-phone-belongs-to-the-cajuns" title="Click here to read more about College Football Preview: John Parker Wilson's Cell Phone Belongs to the Cajuns">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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