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			<title><![CDATA[This Woman Crashed A Car With 54 Bags Of Heroin In Her Vagina]]></title>
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Karin Mackaliunas of Scranton, Pennsylvania could be a character on The Office &mdash; if they had a character who stuffs 54 bags of heroin, cash, empty bags, and pills in her vagina and then crashes a car. Bloated much?&hellip; [<a href="http://jalopnik.com/#!5784098/this-woman-crashed-a-car-with-54-bags-of-heroin-in-her-vagina">Jalopnik</a>]
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Mar 2011 15:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 Remember when the most painful memories of your high school athletic days melted in the wisps of time? Not anymore. We've got two absolutely crushing&mdash;or miraculous, depending on your viewpoint&mdash;last second wins/defeats, now preserved forever on YouTube.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5381626/this-week-in-heartbreaking-high-school-football-losses" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Heartbreaking High School Football Losses">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:15:54 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dashiell Bennett]]></dc:creator>
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				Quaker staters, use your hand to shield your eyes from your three championship trophies, together for the first time. And take your other hand out of your pants. [<a href="http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09188/982298-100.stm">Pittsburgh Post-Gazette</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5312441/yeah-but-you-still-have-to-live-in-pennsylvania" title="Click here to read more about Yeah, But You Still Have To Live In Pennsylvania">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 11 Jul 2009 11:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Barry Petchesky]]></dc:creator>
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