After his speech, he approached a hot dog vendor and asked him to make him one with everything.
@BruschisBrewsky:
To be fair, he wasn't even President when that movie was made.
Actually, Isaac Bruce hasn't been waived. You know how I know that? Because I read the article you linked to.
Good job, guys.
@ASox:
Wouldn't that be a McNugget?
@Nationalcoholic:
"Still wish we had Shaq, Jack."
@André Roussimoff:
"I didn't necessarily tie the room together"
- The rug
Taye Biddle? I thought that was Pootie Tang's catchphrase?
@Saved By Zero:
Dyslexic? So maybe Dallas Academy thinks they won 100-0.
Meh. The Mel Brooks Edition was funnier.
@ShakeTiller:
If the Jets moved to Florida, would he go Sparano?
Clever, and with that I will sign off big guy.
I would have gone with "Goodbye, ladies" but that's good too.
"Mark. Mark. It's Jay - your brother, Jay McGwire. You know that new physique you're looking for? Well, inject this...
"It landed like it was a movie."
Ishtar?
he isn't going to just put on her records and look at her pictures and be satisfied
To be fair, no one has been satisfied with Madonna's records or pictures since 1994.
Did Jake Lee also bark at the moon in excitement?
Steroids? That settles it - I'm leaving Mickey Rourke off my Hall of Fame ballot.
Am I the only one that cares that this game actually didn't take place last night?
Yeah, I probably am.
McNair at a Baltimore pep rally? I'm not saying this taints his time with the Titans, but doesn't it?
It's insane, this team's taint
@BrockMiddlebrook:
Who's going to explain to him that the Cubs last won the World Series when dinosaurs roamed the Earth?
Who's going to explain to him that the Cubs last won the World Series when dinosaurs roamed the Earth?
