Mama mia! Whya they have to trade-a Danilo?! Mya spaghetti is-a ruined!
Uh, Craggs didn't write this. The ignorant fool appears to be you.
Yeah, he really DID that assignment. Waka waka waka.
I think we need the I-Team to figure out who that chick on the right is. Damn, son.
So what you're saying Barry is you totally have been betting against Syracuse this year.
@SirTruthington: As a dude with a star (meaning I have done my time making fart jokes - and might I add to the people who took shots at you in the post, I'm also the only person with a star in this thread), you make a good point. No one knows what the fuck they're doing in the NFL when they draft QBs. My Niners skipped on Rodgers despite the fact that he played ACROSS THE GODDAMN BAY and everyone in the Bay Area wanted him on the Niners....except Niners management. So mob rule would have been more effective in this case. And when I know mob rule would have been more effective than a room of guys going over charts and videos and all this other shit....then I know it's all smoke and mirrors. No one knows what the fuck they're doing except in the extremely rare case when you have a Peyton Manning/Andrew Luck. A dude born into QBing. Anyone who suggests otherwise is just trying to compensate for the fact that they get paid an assload to make decisions that they really have no clue about.
@MelrosesMullet: The dog is clearly nursing a hangover and lots of shame.
Anyone else notice the Jager in the right corner? That dog also looks tremendously happy.
I'm not even going to try and be sarcastic here. David Brooks is a fucking asshole.
It's the union's job to get its players as much money as possible, not give a shit about "the long-term health of the game."

This is not going to end well.
The crowd's b-sharp was a tad flat.
He was down, but the refs got paid $180,000 by Auburn.
A decent effort from Drew, but how I yearn for Fire Joe Morgan to return.
The Greg Oden shirt is a nice touch.
I could definitely go for a burrito right about now.
The gas money is an NCAA violation. I can only assume this kid gets into Boise St. next year and when they make the national championship game the NCAA will dig this story up to invalidate their season and let Notre Dame play in the title game instead. #onlyhalfjoking
@All Over But The Sharting: Hey Olive Garden burning man. Her life skill is basketball. She won't be able to play professionally until she's 65. She has to make as much money now as possible. $100,000 a year is great, but not when you can't earn anything close to that after age 35. So head east, Diana, and make whatever the hell you can.
DeLuca looks like a man who just had sex.
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