DAULERIO wrote The formerly dark-skinned Sosa spoke out about his ghostly new look and he would like to let everyone know that he's not dying or anything: "It's a bleaching cream," he said. You don't say.
http://deadspin.com/5402407/ 02:08 PM on November 11 , 1969

DAULERIO wrote Count Courtney Cummz as one of those of Us who've had their life altered by the plucky wit and sporty wisdom of Sports Fella through the years. Yes, Courtney works in the adult entertainment industry. How could you tell? (NSFW)
http://deadspin.com/5401747/ 06:56 PM on November 10 , 1969

DAULERIO wrote After messy arbitration hearings with the Philadelphia Inquirer, it appears the beleaguered paper will announce the unwelcome return of ALL CAPS column-writing. Yes, Stephen A. will be "back on staff" again very, very soon, sources say. Sock? Still retired.
http://deadspin.com/5400704/ 04:04 PM on November 9 , 1969

DAULERIO wrote I guess Simmons is searching for the stock Reilly®-esque friendly choke-fight pose during this book tour to better showcase his personality. He calls this one "wacky lobster clawed stroke victim." [BH]
http://deadspin.com/5400647/ 02:49 PM on November 9 , 1969

DAULERIO wrote I'm sure when he says "bum" he means "hero" and when he says "end this fucking game" he means "what an exciting 4th quarter." [Bsmeddy You Tube]
http://deadspin.com/5399537/ 07:54 PM on November 7 , 1969

DAULERIO wrote Yes, this has nothing to do with sports whatsoever. This is just completely embarrassing and awful and you won't be able to stop reading it: You're my hero!!!! My knight in shining armor!!! My private porn star!!!!! [GuestOfAGuest via Gawker]
http://deadspin.com/5399241/ 12:46 AM on November 7 , 1969

DAULERIO wrote I can't really condemn these scruffy-faced Yankee fans for their jubilant man-love after the Yankees World Series victory. I probably made out with at least three dudes at Dirty Frank's last year after the Phillies won.
http://deadspin.com/5399230/ 11:58 PM on November 6 , 1969

DAULERIO wrote I have no idea what strange transformation Mr. Sosa is going through, but it's obvious that, yes, something is seriously messed up with Slammin' Sammy's pigmentation.
http://deadspin.com/5399166/ 07:36 PM on November 6 , 1969

DAULERIO wrote No comment, no comment. No comment no comment no comment, no comment. No comment no comment, no comment, no, comment, no comment. No comment. [Mckinney Courier-Gazette]
http://deadspin.com/5399066/ 05:02 PM on November 6 , 1969