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    Alex Rodriguez, Kate Hudson Have Cozy Lover's Dinner With Bob Costas And Wife

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    Lenny Dykstra Gets Played Off

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    The One Where Jay Mariotti Shows Off His Formidable Lady-Killing Technique

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  • Wake up deadspin!

    Rich Eisen Thanks You For Your Concern About His Horninesss

    Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More »
    07/10/09
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    Comment by Starburied: REAL_JASON_WHITLOCK: I am so horny. about 3 hours ago from salad bar 4 Responses | Other threads

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    Somebody At ESPN Is Feeling Frisky And A Very Special Guest Editor Announcement

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    Bah, He's Safe

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  • Lenny Dykstra

    Lenny Dykstra Would Still Like You To Trust Him With Your Money

    07/09/09
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  • Erin Andrews

    Here's Erin Andrews Getting Angry At Someone For Pulling On Her Cords (ALSO NOT A EUPHEMISM)

    07/09/09
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  • Erin Andrews

    ERIN ANDREWS HIT BY FOUL BALL GOES TO HOSPITAL WITH CHIN BRUISE (NOT A EUPHEMISM) BUT SHE'S OKAY (UPDATE!)

    Gentlemen, brace yourselves: From TMZ: "Andrews — who serves as a sideline reporter for ESPN — was struck in the chin by a foul ball hit by New York Mets player Alex Cora during the 4th inning." More »
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    Comment by sir_pantsalot: Erins chin is okay but what about Tebows left testical? 3 Responses | Other threads

  • Announcements

    Now It's Time To Let Your Star Shine

    So the new commenting system is live. Please hop to the bottom section and test it out. I'm sure there will be kinks, complaints, confusion and minor chaos. Feel free to contact bugs with the real boners. More »
    07/09/09
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    Comment by UkraineNotWeak: Folks!!! You should check out the bathroom in The Star Lounge. DOUBLE PLY!!!! 8 Responses | Other threads

  • Wake up deadspin!

    Russell Branyan's Power Loogie Deserves A Star

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    07/09/09
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    Comment by BruschisBrewsky: Today is the day for more commenting commotion: the system will be unveiled around noon. We can all fight through... 5 Responses | Other threads

  • Steve McNair

    Sahel Kazemi's DUI Video

    Here's some creepy cop-cam footage of Steve McNair's murderer/mistress getting pinched for the DUI just a couple days before the tragic night at Hermitage. [Deuce of Davenport] More »
    07/09/09
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    Comment by Barry Lutz: I thought I read that McNair was with her during the DUI. Is that him that gets out and walks... 5 Responses | Other threads

  • Duan!

    Rick Reilly® Celebrates After Scoring Big Interview With Lance Armstrong's Ass

    But before that, Rick Reilly® was apparently wandering aimlessly on a French road and this nice photographer lady picked him up. Then they went back to the hotel and slammed beers. More »
    07/08/09
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    Comment by Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre: Just a lonely hitchhiker in France picked up by a nice guy? I won't be surprised when The Witty One registers... 2 Responses | Other threads

  • Ron Artest

    Ron Artest Participates In Requisite LA Glamour Shot Session

    I hope someone has the ones of him posing with a teddy bear and with his fist under his chin. [Yahoo!] More »
    07/08/09
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    Comment by Gourmet Spud: I thought it was mean when they made Pau Gasol do his facing backwards. 6 Responses | Other threads

  • Steve McNair

    Live-Streaming The Love Life And After-Life Of Steve McNair

    McNair's best friend Robert Gaddy says, despite all glaring indications, Mechelle and Steve weren't getting for a divorce. Nope, the happy couple was buying a new home together. Now stop asking him about the 20-year-old girlfriend. More »
    07/08/09
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    Comment by Steve U: Bro in Backwards Hat: Someone stole our case of Coors Light! Spokeswoman: We all agree that this is a... 6 Responses | Other threads

  • Lenny Dykstra

    Lenny Kyle Dykstra Slides Headfirst Into Rock Bottom

    The legend of Financial Wizard Lenny Kyle Dykstra, last seen "flying higher", has finally shriveled up and died: The Dude officially filed for bankruptcy today. I hope you didn't hurt yourself when you fell out of your chair. More »
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    Comment by ScientificMapp: Red Vines and California Penal System water = Crazy Delicious! 4 Responses | Other threads

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    Of Course This Made Countdown

    The estimable Tommy "Scraggs" and The Mighty Bentern get golf claps from the Left for their Palin full-court press rendering. Unfortunately, Olbermann used Craggs' Garbage Pail Kid nickname. [MSNBC/Andrew Sullivan] More »
    07/08/09
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    Comment by The Governor: Let's give Dash a hand for being mentioned on an Omaha public access program after he got 3rd place in... 3 Responses | Other threads

  • Cole Hamels

    Cole Hamels Is Very Secure In His Masculinity, Thank You

    One fan was mortified to find out the Phillies pitcher's mode of pet transport: the dreaded tiny dog backpack. [Yellaphant] More »
    07/08/09
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    Comment by BruschisBrewsky: This is also how Brett Myer's transports his wife around these days. 3 Responses | Other threads

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    That Last Name Never Gets Easier To Spell

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    07/08/09
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    Comment by Sonar Jose: That shirt needs some serious disemconsonanting. Also, take heed Red Sox fan-haters - our mighty might is the only thing that... 12 Responses | Other threads

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    Somehow, Michael Jackson Was Partly Responsible For Magic Johnson's Greatness

    I applaud Magic Johnson's ability to personalize it: "the way he controlled the band...the stage." But I'm sure he'd use the same approach if he were eulogizing a painter or a vacuum cleaner repairman. [Gawker] More »
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    Comment by Karlifornia: Reminiscent of when Mario Lemieux spoke at Pedro Zamora's memorial. He said Pedro's only weakness was controlling the Puck. 2 Responses | Other threads

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    Just In Case You Wanted To Know What A Dwarf Wrestler Funeral Looks Like

    Those two little masked heroes that were killed by bandit hookers last week had a well-attended funeral, which could have easily been mistaken for a Rob Zombie film. [The Sun via BarStoolSports] More »
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    Comment by Orr's crabapples: Lay off everyone. This is no time for belittling remarks. 2 Responses | Other threads

  • Jason Whitlock

    More Whitlock: McNair's Not A Hero, He's Not The Morality Police, Likes To Get His "Becky On" As Well

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  • Media Meltdowns

    Oh, Jason, You've Really Gone And Done It Now...

    Jason Whitlock wrote a face-slapper of a column about Serena Williams where he says things like this: "I am not fundamentally opposed to junk in the trunk, although my preference is a stuffed onion over an oozing pumpkin." Jezebels...ATTACK! More »
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    Comment by Spaceman Bill Leah: God forbid you include any of the actual insightful tennis/sports related comments that that article generated. It's way easier to... 10 Responses | Other threads

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    Tony La Russa Wisely Drops His Lawsuit Against Twitter

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  • Wake up deadspin!

    Greg Oden's Romantic Hawaiian Vacation Keeps Getting Interrupted By Bill From Accounting

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    07/07/09
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    Comment by Gourmet Spud: He chose that vacation spot because it reminded him of the cave where he was discovered and, eventually, unthawed. 7 Responses | Other threads

  • Whimsy

    Let's Get This Over With Early: Joakim Noah Smokes Weed, Anonymous, Possibly Fake Text Messager Says

    "smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands" [Texts From Last Night] (PHOTO: Not From Last Night) More »
    07/07/09
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    Comment by Kid Canada: Noich, noich, noich, smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beers. Drinkin' beers, beers, beers. Rollin' fatties, smokin' fatties. 5 Responses | Other threads

  • Duan!

    Tomorrow Is The First Day To Watch Young People In Red Scarves Get Gored

    Yes, right about now, 95% of the inhabitants of tiny Pamplona, Spain are getting good and sloshed to prepare for the annual San Fermin "religious" festival where large creatures are loosed upon Hemingway-inspired college kids through a wooden maze. Par-tay. More »
    07/06/09
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    Comment by JimEverettsPhantomSack: So... has anyone broached the subject of Phil Mickelson's mother getting breast cancer? [sports.espn.go.com] No joke, I'm not funny enough to make... 4 Responses | Other threads

  • Figure Skating

    Former Bubbly Blonde Olympic Figure Skater Is Now Meth-Running Brunette With A Bob

    Nicole Bobek, who appeared at the 1998 Nagano Winter Olympics, was in a Jersey City court today on charges she played a "significant role" in a massive meth operation. [NJ.com] More »
    07/06/09
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    Comment by quick: How did this not happen in Dade County, Georgia? 2 Responses | Other threads

  • Stephen A. Smith

    Stephen A. Smith Seeking New Horizons For Mouthiness, Realness

    07/06/09
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  • Steve McNair

    More Steve McNair Revelations And Fallout

    Mechelle McNair, Steve's wife of 12 years, had no idea her husband was cheating on her until after his death, the NY Daily News reports. But one former NFL quarterback's wife offered some unfiltered opinion on how she'd react. More »
    07/06/09
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    Comment by ZombieGhostsoftheSCUpcountry: Let's have a show of hands if anyone is surprised by this development. Is there ANY NFL player that you'd... 7 Responses | Other threads

  • Wake up deadspin!

    Andy Roddick's Heartbreaking Day At The Beer Pong Table

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    07/06/09
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    Comment by the earl of weaver: Too bad. All the ladies were really beirutting for him. 4 Responses | Other threads

  • Tiger Woods

    Tiger Woods: Winner Of Own AT & T National Tournament, Budding Comedian

    Another great day for Gillette spokespeople: Tiger Woods wins the 2009 AT &T National, Federer won Wimbledon, and Jeter hit a walkoff. Since it's Tiger's tournament, he's the only one who got to interview himself. .[Waggle Room] More »
    07/06/09
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    Comment by TT-Zop: Whats the deal with Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar is round, they should call it Roundtine! 1 Responses | Other threads

  • Duan!

    He'll Never Be The Best, But He's Something

    Andy Roddick's one of those athletes whose fame outsizes his accomplishments. He's one of the more successful American tennis players, but in the Roger Era, his on-court record will never put him alongside the greats. More »
    07/05/09
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    Comment by Adonis: I wouldn't say you can "always" pull for Andy... he's had his share of petulant moments with chair umpires. But, I... 8 Responses | Other threads

  • Wimbledon

    And Here's Something Else That Will Disappoint Andy Roddick

    It's Andy Roddick's brother, Oklahoma Sooners head tennis coach John Roddick, getting some not-so-quality face-time. I know it was a long match but he should pack a granola bar just in case he gets hungry. [YouTube] More »
    07/05/09
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    Comment by ErnestGrahamGoesToVoluntaryMiniCamp: Related to Judge Smails? 1 Responses | Other threads

  • New Media

    Athletes Now Part Of The Jockosphere

    This is the house that Shaq's Twitter built. (Or if you believe some rumors, Shaq's Twitter-savvy cousin, but more on that at another time.) It's Jockipidea and it's here to Jock-tweet your face off or something. [The Jockosphere] More »
    07/05/09
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    Comment by NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: Shawn Carter: I'm so dope boy fresh more » | Other threads

  • New York Mets

    Oh, And The Mets Looked Great This Weekend

    To be fair, Johan Santana did run up against Joe Blanton, a card-carrying furry. Even with this much-needed sweep, it still feels like the Marlins are going to backdoor the NL East when no one's looking.[Philly.com] More »
    07/05/09
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    Comment by Michael Dukakis - Mets fan: Congratu-fucking-lation, the Phillies beat a AAA offense. Though our pitching just sucked. 6 Responses | Other threads

  • Steve McNair

    The Mysterious Keith Norfleet Keeps Popping Up (Update)

    So this doesn't look great for cuckolded ex Keith Norfleet: "never let anyone or anything come in between you and the one you love because when you do you lose everything." I can't wait for this guy's alibi. More »
    07/05/09
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    Comment by AnnyongAnnyong: Still actively using Myspace is a shady enough activity. 4 Responses | Other threads

  • MLB All-Star Game

    MLB All-Stars Voted In, Red Sox Aplenty

    The All-Star rosters have almost been finalized, but there's still the online-popularity contest spot open. Vote Flyin' Hawaiian '09, if you know what's good for ya. [MLB] More »
    07/05/09
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    Comment by FriendsOfScottSisson: Happy for Wakefield, but which catcher is taking the 6 week vacation after breaking a finger trying to catch that... 1 Responses | Other threads

  • Quincy Carter

    In Other Former NFL Quarterback News...

    Quincy Carter has been released by the Abilene Ruff Riders after he flaked out again.The team said he simply didn't show up and had no idea of his whereabouts. And he seemed so re-focused. [LewP] More »
    07/05/09
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    Comment by GoyToTheWorld: That picture is sadder than a one-legged dog. 2 Responses | Other threads

  • Steve McNair

    And Now Let's Dive Into This Bizarre Steve McNair Situation

    First it was a double homicide. Then it was murder-suicide. Now it's just tragic and sad. And TMZ has pictures of the doomed couple parasailing. More »
    07/05/09
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    Comment by BuddyGuyMontag: I also think this Norfleet character is full of bravosierra. If she was banging on his door early Saturday morning, and... 5 Responses | Other threads

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