It's official: the remedy for badly timed erections is no longer 'Think about sports.'
@Eamus Catuli: An SEC non-conference schedule, f''shizzle.
Someone is trying desperately to start a catchword.

I have an idea. Let's call them the Wilderness Wanderers.

Once every half century they blow in like sand from the desert and redden a few eyes. The rest of the time, only they know they're out there.

The video makes me nostalgic for 'Cold in the D.'
@UkraineNotWeak: I like how they set it in the Detroit Lions locker room.

Or is that a cemetery? Dang. It's so hard to tell the difference...

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Detroit could use him to record rhythm tracks, too, I see.
Detroit fashion statement: Pathetic is the new Professional.
Sammy Sosa told me never to trust baseball writers named Corky.
I personally am delighted that CBS broadcast planners are so bold and innovative as to give me fresh, original insights into professional sports from one such as Jared.

(starts laughing, chicken teriyaki sandwich comes out nose)

@BruschisBrewsky: I've said it once and I'll say it again: I hate sportscaster cliches.
And the corks popped in Tampa.
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