Timothy's spiked pink & blue hair are pretty impressive. We are all dumber for having read this.
The last time I commented on a Jeremy Lin post I lost my star... so, Jeremy Lin: I have nothing witty or remotely offensive to say about you, the Chinese people, or basketball. Congratulations on all your achievements.
She can say whatever the hell she wants--that ridiculously attractive body of hers does it for me.
That's the biggest fucking scarlet letter I've ever seen.
-Esther Primm
In which he call's the ESPY's a TV Holocaust
So, you're saying that Simmons taught Daulerio everything he knows about misleading headlines to generate clickcounts? Or vice versa?
I don't know, that mouth still looks pretty tight.
That's an excellent point. Marriage Fidelity just stormed back from two sets down and it will be interesting to see of Woods has anything left.
Hasn't he watched any movies? He should only have stolen 9,999 pairs of panties. 10,000 and above and you're no longer beneath the radar.
What about my hat tricks in England? Wait, what league is this? Because I score for fun in all of them.
-George Clooney
AMEN!!!!!
-Sean Salisbury
Nothing ever goes wrong with a game-winning field goal attempt
-Tony Romo's back tattoo
Seriously, nothing ever goes wrong with a game-winning field goal attempt
-2003 NY Giants
Dag 'gum it, nothing ever goes wrong with a game-winning field goal attempt
-Bobby Bowden... every night.
Even more regrettable? The fact that they let him choose the music in the suite during the tv timeouts. "Closer" was horribly inappropriate during the junior punt, pass, and kick competition.
If Ugly Person Tourette's doesn't yet qualify under the ADA, then clearly Khloe Kardashian is not immune from forceable government action after all. Write your Congressman.
Regrettably, he tried to take it on the scrabble tournament circuit, too, but humiliatingly got disqualified on a challenge.
Does he realize there is still time for the most epic, epic comeback?
Okay, Carthage
six players on the floor
If you need a coach who can handle that, I am definitely your man.
-Jerry Sandusky
... scratches head
Wasn't the fucking done in March?
Hot 15-year-olds showing their g strings
Those Julliard parties were off the hook, huh, A.J.?
