He's just lucky that unknown ninjas didn't come around the corner and execute him.
8 year olds, dude....
And sometimes he would race against a chicken, for some reason.)

And if he ever got fired or quit, at leas he could say "At least I have chicken!"

@Ugueth Urbina's Machete:

He is NOT a must-start in all fantasy leagues for Fantasy Period 10 (June 8-14).

They meant to type "the Scott Borases"
@Afino:

Actually, he's already gone. RIP.

@savedbypurplejesus:

If you get ninja'd for that, be proud that you went out like that.

+1, &1, and everything else.

Billy Packer: This game is over.
All of this Zorro fetishism is for a good cause. Zaun launched the swords-and-squatting site to bring attention to Right to Play, an international organization "that uses sport and play programs to improve health, develop life skills, and foster peace."

When he climbs Mount Fucking Kilamanjaro for it like Zdeno Chara (hey look, another Z!), lemme know.

@The Mighty Pigs:

The fatigue factor is huge, especially considering the Pens did their damage in the second period, the period of the long change.

The biggest thing working in Detroit's favor? Two day breaks between Games 5 and 6 and Games 6 and 7. Wings are just totally gassed right now.

Oh, and the two-headed Malkin/Crosby monster has finally awoken from its brief slumber so there's that too.

It helps when Zetterberg/Lidstrom can't shadow them quite as much since Pittsburgh has the last change at home.

I have a feeling this will be a full 7-gamer, with the home team winning all seven.

/dick joke

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!

EAT IT, WINGS!

SCOREEEEEEEEEEEEE

SHORTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shittttttttttt

Helm, 1-1.

@JohnnyDakotaStateU:

Nelson Cruz has 16 HR.

You wouldn't hear of him if you didn't play fantasy baseball.

@J-No:

I won't lie I was pissed over my star.....for like 15 minutes.

I've been involved in bigger internet drama than this anyways. It's a common theme with all internet "hangouts", whether it's games,blogs,sports, you name it. Sooner or later, people are going to get pissed over SOMETHING, and break off and start their own thing. You know what happens? Either it fails or they come back with their tail between their legs, or it fails and they don't come back, while staying angry at the people who "scorned" them.

That's just another reason why I don't plan on "leaving" DS despite my initial displeasure over how this was handled. Sure, I'll go hang out with the departed elsewhere too. But I'm just looking for a conversation, wherever that may be.

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