AkAggie commented on Week In Review: It Was An All-Star Week For Everybody

"Why are those people so small?"

AkAggie commented on Would You Pay $57,000 To Have These Men In Your Living Room? Rush Limbaugh's Ex-Wife Did

"Looks like someone is subsituting his NurtiSystem meals with a few cartons of Ben & Jerry's."

AkAggie commented on Man Loses Phillies-Brewers Bet and Goes Homeless For a Week

"slumber parties = gang bangs?"

AkAggie commented on Ashley Harkleroad And Her Strategically Placed Towel Photos Are Now Available For Your Perusal

"Playboy has pictures now?"

AkAggie commented on Drink Beer on the Islands? You're Supporting Hawai'i Athletics

"@KazMatsuisAnalFissure: Not his fault."

AkAggie commented on Faceless Spectators At Wimbledon Making Spectators With Faces Uncomfortable

"@Matt Sussman: I see what you did there, well played."

AkAggie commented on It's The Williams Sisters...Again

"What a suprise, two black kids playing for the title and there Dad's not gonna be there to watch. /sarcasm, Imus style // terrible net game"

AkAggie commented on To Watch Tonight

"Excuse me miss, could you put those things away I'm trying to focus on raising my family with my little titted wife, could you take those somewhere else please?"

AkAggie commented on The Seattle Sonics Could Not Be Saved

"And starting at small forward for YOUR Oklahoma City Robber Barons..."

AkAggie commented on And The Alex Rodriguez Affair Saga Takes Another Wild, Unsubstantiated Turn For The Unequivocally Absurd

"No racist, he just had a yarmulke on."

AkAggie commented on And The Alex Rodriguez Affair Saga Takes Another Wild, Unsubstantiated Turn For The Unequivocally Absurd

"I already knew A-Rod was a Jew when he didn't tip me during my barista days in Seattle."

AkAggie commented on The CFL Reminds Us That Its Football Is Colder Than Ours

"The "This is Our League" barely beat out "White, Slow, & Safe" as the CFL's ad campaign."

AkAggie commented on Mike And The Mad Dog: Divorce Inevitable?

"Hoping Lethal Weapon 5 or Thomas Crown Affair 2 doesn't get off the ground Sporting News is throwing together a Russo and Russo am show."

AkAggie commented on Just Because They're In A Hockey Musical, It Doesn't Mean They Like To Puck Dudes

"The Turtles?"

AkAggie commented on Let's Start Guessing Where LeBron Will Play In Two Years

"They'd still lose to Jordan's Bulls."

AkAggie commented on One More Special Message To Go

"So you're not posting any of the lusty pics Shanoff has sent you over the years?"

AkAggie commented on Part XI: Deadspin Hall Of Fame Inductee...Will Leitch

"My boss is wondering why I just poured Diet Coke on the ground."

AkAggie commented on Part IV: Featuring America's Favorite Sports Fella...Bill Simmons

"Is that..."