AkAggie commented on What Is There To Do In State College, Pennsylvania?

"You could pull a Larry Johnson and just start choking bitches."

AkAggie commented on The Ongoing Odd Behavior of One Bill Simmons Continues to Captivate, Cause Concern

"He has been busy."

AkAggie commented on Chief Illiniwek Lives...Sort Of

""Look for the school to mediate the matter by providing the student group with free blankets." /too soon"

AkAggie commented on A Toast To This Smut-Filled Week of Debauchery

"@Kccal: I can't figure out why he has a 'just got caught masturbating' face on, unless..."

AkAggie commented on Fire Joe Morgan Takes a Bow

"Is Ken being forced to grow a fake beard again?"

AkAggie commented on Deadspin Presents The (Very) Poor Man's College Basketball Season Preview Hoedown

"Utah State Aggies - yeah, I liked Rick Majerus too but wrong school."

AkAggie commented on Jimmy Clausen's Drinking Game Prowess Prompts Investigation By Notre Dame

"/threadjack BYU's starting quartback Max Hall was just suspended for the season opener for dry humping in his off campus apartment."

AkAggie commented on For the Cubbies, Mark Cuban Is Ready to Put a Billion Where His Mouth Is

"So it's not Apache?"

AkAggie commented on The Official Communist Party Quick Travel Guide To The 2008 Beijing Olympics

"Yes, Gourmet's balls are covered in bacon bits."

AkAggie commented on Favre A Buccaneer By The End Of The Week?

"Can't wait to see Favre shuck'in and jiv'in all over the NFC East. -Timberlake'd"