@Head Bee Guy: don't even joke. Sigh.
@MrRedDevil: I'd give you my star if I could.
@DAULERIO: do you know why and can't tell us, or do you not even know why?
@Yinka Double Dare: Hey, Lithgow just got cast as a serial killer on Dexter. He's going places!
I'm sorry I missed the Pants Party, was it a blast?
@MrRedDevil: Seriously. The best part about Deadspin is the commenters, why would they just go banning them left and right? I mean, yeah we're not all Gourmet Spuds or Business or Leisures, but if each comment thread is going to just be a string of Suss puns... that would be horrible.
@MrRedDevil: You know, I was wondering that too. Anything goes in DUAN, right? We shouldn't be forced to talk about the last post of day all night long.
Speaking of which, I was going to come on here and ask if anybody had heard of this new Smurf live-action movie
, possibly starring John Lithgow. Please let him be Gargamel.
Wow, I wonder why the new Nazi regime. Are all Gawker sites doing that?
@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: I still don't think ours was as bad as Horry Cow. Also, Cubs fans love "take it in the Pujols" shirts, which I find to be A) stupid and B) kind of a stretch.
@Quake 'n' Shake: yeah, they're just all-around idiots anyway most of the time.
Is the word mows possessive? God, Cubs fans are idiots.
@Michael Jeffrey Jones: They don't call him the One Man Gang for nothin'
Yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes. Because I love me some old-school wrestlers.
@CreampuffTKO: awww, thanks!
@Pete Gaines: heh heh. You're the Mr. Belding of Deadspin!
@Pete Gaines: is that your Mr. Belding impression? : )
@BigTenObsession: Thanks!
@StJoeStrummer: Oh my god, doesn't she??? Speaking of Juliet, that was such a bummer the other night. Bah. She is so much cooler (and hotter) than Kate.
@White Speed Receiver: Of course I don't mind, click them all! : )
@BigTenObsession: It really does, I was actually making really good money as a bartender. The investor closed the place, it really sucked.
I do have a job interview this week, though, so yay!
@BigTenObsession: I know, I know! I got laid off back in February and still don't have a job and you'd think that would put me online MORE but it really doesn't because I'm worried and busy looking for a job.
The only source of income I have right now is blogging for Zap2It and Examiner. Seriously. It's unsettling.
So, someone is stepping on my beat over on Examiner and I want to smack her down with pageviews. I would really appreciate it if people would click here. It's not inappropriate or anything, it's about the Preakness.
Thanks, DUANers. : )
@Craig Eshericks Mustache: I was bartending, that's the unemployment I'm talking about. The restaurant closed. So now I'm just a freelance blogger for Zap2It.com
@Craig Eshericks Mustache: Chicago's awesome, except for being unemployed other than blogging (which pays well, but no benefits as a freelancer).
