AppleSauce commented on Casting The Movie "11 To 1: The Avella High School Football Story"

"But the real, page-turning, tear-jerking, heart-bursting-forth-with-the-joy-of-the-human-spirit moment came when the team was running out of healthy players-so Brad Johnson joined the team simply so the Cowboys wouldn't have to forfeit. Fixed."

AppleSauce commented on Lemme Snow: Introducing Stu Scott, The Bland North Carolina Weatherman

"Why is Stu wearing Carl Monday's coat?"

AppleSauce commented on Meet The Stripper Who Saved The Red Sox

"True Story."

AppleSauce commented on One More Special Message To Go

"/Dick joke"

AppleSauce commented on Justin Gimelstob: Tennis Shlub, Sound Bite Provocateur

"Oscar De La Hoya wishes Justin would kiss his nets."

AppleSauce commented on David Ortiz Is Keeping Unusual Company

"Is that a hickie on her stomach?"

AppleSauce commented on Drew Brees Will Take You Deep

"Meanwhile, in Hollywood, Reggie Bush was invited to take DP with Kim Kardashian."

AppleSauce commented on Michael Wilbon Thinks People Who Enjoy Pictures Of Him With Porn Stars Should "Get A Life"

"Serious question.."

AppleSauce commented on Ty Lawson Latest Tarheel To Suffer Cruel Fate Of Demon Liquor

"Looks like somebody forgot to send in the monthly hush money check to the CHPD."

AppleSauce commented on All Hail Davidson, Our Link To Why This Is Fun

"The committee gave Davidson games in Raleigh because they probably shouldn't have been a 10 seed in the first place."