Bazooka Tooth commented on Wherein We Probe the Phelps Phenomenon on DUAN

"Phelps strikes me as a total fucking loser."

Bazooka Tooth commented on My favorite Olympic event—Modern

"Running and shooting will now be combined into one horrifying bout of existential rage. Holy shit, that had me laughing out loud."

Bazooka Tooth commented on Mmmm, Ridiculously Elaborate Golf Wedding Cake ...

"Eat shit, victims of floundering economy."

Bazooka Tooth commented on Ted Williams' Daughter Likes To Paint, Has Issues

"@BumpinUgglas: I thought it was david byrne, with long hair."

Bazooka Tooth commented on Hugh Is Impressed With What He Sees From the 'Eers

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Bazooka Tooth commented on College Football Preview: I've Got a Crush on Mike Leach

"No love for Florida (-84) against citadel?"

Bazooka Tooth commented on Former Viking Would Very Much Like To Hit Brad Childress In The Head

"@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: DUDE."

Bazooka Tooth commented on University Of Georgia Girl Vs. Bathroom Stall ... The Final Conflict

"call me crazy, but the abundance of UF Fans leads me to think this in Jax, not Athens."

Bazooka Tooth commented on Ashley Stewart Sues Larry Johnson, Poses In Wetlands Area

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Bazooka Tooth commented on Yes We Did

"@calmasacucumber: Actually, it's change from someone who doesn't know shit, doesn't want to know shit, and whose lack of knowing shit has made us all eat shit. So, yes, this IS change."