ArkansasFred commented on So, Yankee Stadium Takes This No Moving During "God Bless America"-Thing Rather Seriously

"USA!"

ArkansasFred commented on Deadspin Hall Of Fame Inductee: Buzz Bissinger

"No more Simpsons references for a week."

ArkansasFred commented on Deadspin Hall Of Fame Inductee: Buzz Bissinger

"@Its The Beer Talking: Mmmmmm."

ArkansasFred commented on Deadspin Hall Of Fame Inductee: Buzz Bissinger

"Needs more stink lines."

ArkansasFred commented on Kevin Duckworth dead at 44:

"I'll always remember Kevin Duckworth as the guy I constantly confuse with Brandon Duckworth."

ArkansasFred commented on Are You Not Entertained? Stanford Offers Money-Back Guarantee On Football Tickets

"Just sell the entire university to Google. They can rename it Stanoogle."

ArkansasFred commented on "It turns out that the Greco-Roman

"If Abrahamian had gone to the John DuPont wrestling academy, none of this would have happened."

ArkansasFred commented on Matt Leinart Just Can't Figure This NFL Quarterback Thing Out Quite Yet

"[www.theonion.com]"

ArkansasFred commented on College Football Previews: #6 LSU

"Oh I'm weeping alright."

ArkansasFred commented on Deadspin HOF Nominee: Barbaro

"@Uecker Seats: You're with me, Martin Lawrence!!! /no homo /shits pants"

ArkansasFred commented on Deadspin HOF Nominee: Barbaro

"If Barbaro had simply developed laminitis and retired from racing or snapped his leg on the track and had his brains blown out in front of millions of horrified television viewers we wouldn't be having this conversation. The message board was really what made this whole debacle so memorable."

ArkansasFred commented on The 7 best fat kids in sports

"Cancel your plans for the weekend."

ArkansasFred commented on ESPN Featured Comment Of The Week

"Balls go in my butt?"

ArkansasFred commented on This is how you run a fantasy

"Are little people still considered comical?"

ArkansasFred commented on Inside Kige Ramsey's Studio: A Deadspin Exclusive

"I often make fun of my girlfriend for being a hillbilly."

ArkansasFred commented on Deadspin HOF Nominee: Buzz Bissinger

"Hi."

ArkansasFred commented on Lawsuit Alleges Priest Molested Boy at 2005 White Sox Game

"To be fair, the priest thought the altar boy was Scott Podsednik."

ArkansasFred commented on Usain Bolt Is The Fastest Man Alive. Your Move, Lindsay Lohan

"I would have finished reading this post and commenting sooner but I started hot dogging towards the end."