ArkansasFred commented on Josh Levin's Fascination With Rick Reilly's Tooth Jokes Is Oddly Captivating

""I know gingivitis is funny," he writes Oooooh."

ArkansasFred commented on As a man who often times wears

"That is hilarious and ironic!"

ArkansasFred commented on It's EA Sports Adult Men's

"So real you'll actually feel a tiny bit of satisfaction when you take a drunken swing at the volunteer umpire."

ArkansasFred commented on It'll Only Seem Like An Eternity

"For the dearly departed who's too big of a pussy to have a viking funeral."

ArkansasFred commented on Afternoon Blogdome: Would The Knicks Do This For You?

"Um."

ArkansasFred commented on It's time to play the bingo It's

"So I was wrong in my assumption that Deadspin shuts down after 6 p.m."

ArkansasFred commented on Au revoir, Giant Hefty Bag:

"@Karlifornia: + 100 [sic]s."

ArkansasFred commented on Woverines finally get a victory

"No, no, no, no."

ArkansasFred commented on A-Rod Not In Touch With His Inner Jewishness

"He must now relinquish his post as the world's most famous snake handler."

ArkansasFred commented on Have Sex The Fundamentalist Way, Minus The Robes

"This post reminds me: I could really go for some raunchy, decidedly non-Christian sex right now."