Buzz's Monkey Butler commented on LSU Fans Treat Alabama Reporter With Cajun Kindness

"@greenfield-comma-tim: Negative a billion."

Buzz's Monkey Butler commented on Chinese Democracy, 15 Years Down, Five Days To Go

"That is the greatest video ever made, or ever to be made. However, in no universal dimension does an actual Axl wedding EVER look like the one in the video."

Buzz's Monkey Butler commented on Texas Lineman Gets Kicked Off Team for Racist Facebook Message to Barack Obama

"I think I speak for all butlers everywhere in applauding Mack Brown's brave move to stamp out butlerism on his football team."

Buzz's Monkey Butler commented on Playboy Magazine Wants YOU, The Deadspin Commentariat!

"Uh, suck less, get paid more. Seriously?"

Buzz's Monkey Butler commented on It's Not A World Series Celebration Without A Beatdown

"Anyone else notice the James Worthy Demon on the right side of the second picture?"

Buzz's Monkey Butler commented on NFL Update 2: Who Is The Eighth?

"I think I'm just going to stop watching NFL football."

Buzz's Monkey Butler commented on Colt McCoy's Girlfriend Exhibits Excellence In TV Journalism

"She's only a few brain cells away from "The Iraq, and, such as.""

Buzz's Monkey Butler commented on Jamboroo, Week 7. Featuring: Red Zone Channel, AJ Hawk’s DMB Love Affair, And Boiled Peanuts

"Wentworth Miller is gay, right?"

Buzz's Monkey Butler commented on The Summer That Didn't Quite Last Forever

"I'm Whitey Herzog, and I approved this message."

Buzz's Monkey Butler commented on Sarah Palin's Pucksterism Comes to Flyers Opening Night

"Isn't dropping the puck at an NHL game just one step away from cutting a ribbon with a giant pair of scissors at an electronics store opening?"