ArmandTamzarian commented on Barack Obama Will Likely Lose On This Ballot, Because He's Not On It

"So, wait, if someone makes up a meaningless sheet of paper that says "Vote for Walnuts" but labels it "OFFICIAL DEMOCRATIC BALLOT", are we going to freak out about that, too?"

ArmandTamzarian commented on The Visual Evidence Of Isiah

"The Nats attendance looked a lot worse than it was."

ArmandTamzarian commented on Your AL Central "Preview"

"And while we're on the subject of the AL Central, does anyone else think that Curtis Granderson needs a nickname?"

ArmandTamzarian commented on Your AL Central "Preview"

"1."

ArmandTamzarian commented on Har Har Har Hillary Is Funny, On TeeVee!

"This would have been funnier and more humanizing if the whole "desperate longshot takes to the comedy late-night shows in a bid to attract votes with supposed hipness" thing hadn't been the staple of the Huckarsenal for a while now. Sorry, Hill...pulling the Huckabee schtick just makes you look like Huckabee: a slightly-more-likeable loser."

ArmandTamzarian commented on John McCain's Campaign Would Rather Not Remind You That's He's Really, Really Old

"While watching commercials for diabetus on the Price Is Right on President's Day, it occurred to me that Wilford Brimley actually looks younger than Walnuts."

ArmandTamzarian commented on As our own Rob "Rock Me Like

"Personally, I'm looking forward to baseball on TBS because it will allow me to build brand consciousness of other fine programming on TBS."

ArmandTamzarian commented on Buffenbarger Battles 'Roman God Janus' Obama Again

"@Botswana Meat Commission FC: I suspected that Celine Dion was to blame!"

ArmandTamzarian commented on Buffenbarger Battles 'Roman God Janus' Obama Again

"Does anyone else get the idea that Buffenbarger is getting tired of campaigning and doing his best to have the next 8 months off once Barry seals this thing up?"

ArmandTamzarian commented on New York Blogger Starts Internet War Over DC Rat Poster

"@WadISay: Wait, hold on."

ArmandTamzarian commented on The Man From The Foo Fighters Is Pretending To Run For President

"I just want to know when all the foo will be fought."

ArmandTamzarian commented on Press Is Mad That Obama Won't Pay Attention To Them

"@ManchuCandidate: @Electoral College Dropout: I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one using Grandpa Simpson references to refer to John "This elevator only goes to the basement, and someone made an awful mess down there!" McCain..."

ArmandTamzarian commented on Dire Paultards Consider 'Sessession' Options

"I still desperately hope that the Paultards convince their lord and savior to run as a third-party candidate, if only so Republicans can finally understand just how annoying and maddening that whole Ralph Nader thing was..."

ArmandTamzarian commented on Moron Details Importance of Victimized 'Angry White Man'

"@Botswana Meat Commission FC: But he's NOT a racist."

ArmandTamzarian commented on Moron Details Importance of Victimized 'Angry White Man'

"Fear not, Gary Hubbell, one of the political parties cares about you!"

ArmandTamzarian commented on Baseball Season Preview: Cleveland Indians

"@Yostal: How have I never known that the Great Lakes Classic Trophy existed before now?"

ArmandTamzarian commented on Baseball Season Preview: Cleveland Indians

"@Sheepblog: I entirely agree. Actual baseball question: Does the subtraction of Johan Santana from the AL Central offset the addition of Miguel Cabrera to it?"

ArmandTamzarian commented on Baseball Season Preview: Cleveland Indians

"@J-No: Here we go...It's hard to believe it took this long to start playing the "whose fans are more tortured" game."