"So, wait, if someone makes up a meaningless sheet of paper that says "Vote for Walnuts" but labels it "OFFICIAL DEMOCRATIC BALLOT", are we going to freak out about that, too?"
"This would have been funnier and more humanizing if the whole "desperate longshot takes to the comedy late-night shows in a bid to attract votes with supposed hipness" thing hadn't been the staple of the Huckarsenal for a while now.
Sorry, Hill...pulling the Huckabee schtick just makes you look like Huckabee: a slightly-more-likeable loser."
"While watching commercials for diabetus on the Price Is Right on President's Day, it occurred to me that Wilford Brimley actually looks younger than Walnuts."
"Does anyone else get the idea that Buffenbarger is getting tired of campaigning and doing his best to have the next 8 months off once Barry seals this thing up?"
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