ArmansCopyOfSwank commented on My Sexual Assault Is Not Your Political Issue

"@Political Party Girl: It feels morbid to contest such a point in an emotional discussion, but when I was an RA in college (10 years ago, so things might have changed) they told us that such evidence should go in a paper bag, not plastic; supposedly, it makes a difference in the accuracy of the forensic work."

ArmansCopyOfSwank commented on Something I didn't realize;

"If this heat wave doesn't kill the elderly, I will."

ArmansCopyOfSwank commented on Is Feminism Doomed?

"@gold_gato: You touch on a huge - the Right has taken control of the language."

ArmansCopyOfSwank commented on LaVena Johnson: Murdered By Her Colleagues, Ignored By The Army

"Well, gee, it's not like the Army has recently lowered their standards to allow sex offenders or felons to join, or anything like that..."

ArmansCopyOfSwank commented on One More Special Message To Go

"Later, skater."

ArmansCopyOfSwank commented on Our Conversation With Buzz Bissinger

"Buzz is an idealist, which I respect, and he seems utterly incapable of grasping the concept of iconoclasm."

ArmansCopyOfSwank commented on Part V: Costas Now Redux

"Out-goddamn-standing."

ArmansCopyOfSwank commented on Behold The Awesome Offensive Power Of American League Pitchers

"Hey Haren, tell me how my grass tastes. /Shaq'd"

ArmansCopyOfSwank commented on They're Not Booing, They're Saying 'Drewwwww' ... Oh Wait, Yeah, They're Booing

"@quizzkid: Only when Rick starts it."

ArmansCopyOfSwank commented on They're Not Booing, They're Saying 'Drewwwww' ... Oh Wait, Yeah, They're Booing

"All in all, Millar's not a bad guy - if looks, brains and personality don't count."

ArmansCopyOfSwank commented on Naked People Are Stridently Anti-Willie Randolph

"Willie needs to tip better, pun intended."

ArmansCopyOfSwank commented on A Note From Your Editor

"My manager thanks you for all the work I'll be getting done."

ArmansCopyOfSwank commented on Enough, Already, With The "Unwritten Rules" Of Baseball

"I'm not in favor of all unwritten rules, but it'd be nice to have at least one fucking sport where doing your job successfully doesn't necessitate chest beating to the point where Jane Goodall gets involved."

ArmansCopyOfSwank commented on Catherine Zeta Jones, Kids, Kook: Duck & Uncover

"Is he showing her his "Vote Hillary" button?"

ArmansCopyOfSwank commented on John Harbaugh Runs A Tight Ship

"If it's your first practice, you have to fight."

ArmansCopyOfSwank commented on Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child

"See, THIS is what happens when you don't put those "This plastic bag is not a toy" and "Beware of choking hazard" on plastic bags. Poor Darrion."

ArmansCopyOfSwank commented on Steve Almond's Daughter Exposes Him To The Humanity Behind Hollywood Harlots

"@braak: There is something to physical attraction being lower on the list for guys (speaking in generalities), but I think this would rapidly change if a bunch of suits decided, "You know, we've squeezed about as much diet-loss fashion-conscious money as we can out of women; let's aim at men.""