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"I really liked that movie as a kid, but only because I was a willful redhead who loves to swim."

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"Also, I'm a dork, but am I the only one who has only just started to have celebrity crushes?"

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"@Ipomoea: This is going to be a gross overshare, but I'm FASCINATED by the crap that comes out of my pores."

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tscheese commented on The Onion AV Club wants to

"Is it weird that I never wrote "Mrs."

tscheese commented on The PedEgg: Saving Your Soles And Your Cents

"@misspie: Hee hee!"

tscheese commented on The PedEgg: Saving Your Soles And Your Cents

"Also, I'm terrified of anything to be used on my body that resembles a cheese grater, and for once I'm not making a stupid joke about my username."

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"@TheJerseyDevil: Suggesting breast milk is retarded but it harms no one."

tscheese commented on The PedEgg: Saving Your Soles And Your Cents

"@CollegeBookworm: @gerbilsoutofexile: THANK YOU!"

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"Happy birthday, Ian?"