Magnum!! It's beautiful.
I liked this plot better when Hillary Swank's breasts were involved.
@Hit Bull Win Steak: Dusty Baker is also confused by this thing the scientists refer to as "pitch count"
I look forward to seeing the batter-bot on the cover of SI, along with the two chubby les-bots who carry it around the bases after it's first home-run.
Dr. Dre is deeply offended by this. The defacing of the SOX hat, that is. Not the police thing.
Super Super Superfly
Damn...I thought the headline was promoting some sort of Pink Floyd / Rolling Stones super-group.
Wow...my dorm room wasnt even allowed to have a microwave.
"I didn't even know baseball existed that far back," Gallego says, between puffs on her cigarette. "I don't think that I've ever been to a baseball game."
Your move Jim Leyland.
Forget about game,
Barkley's gonna speak the truth
He won't stop 'til he gets them*
In their **birthday suits.
Barkley's gonna speak the truth
He won't stop 'til he gets them*
In their **birthday suits.
* = Hot Pockets
** = Out of their wrapper
Because of this incident, Andy Kennedy was immediately promoted Cincinnati's Chief of Police.
"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you Crom, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to hell with you!"
Cashman followed him out here, carrying a suitcase full of cash like Fredo Corleone arriving in Cuba in Godfather II. The results were predictable.
As long as it ends with Hank Steinbrenner dropping an orange while collapsing dead in a chair, I'm all for it.
In two of them, he missed the playoffs, which was almost impossible in the early '90s NHL.
*Also managed to do this while having an in-prime Wayne Gretzky.
Immediately following this photo, Ray Lewis jumped into the stands and removed one of his kidneys.
It was filled with Grey Goose, not water. Guy was warm for the rest of the day.
/seriously though, where'd he get the gatorade tub?
*Item #4 ghostwritten by Dan Shanoff.
Wherever will I get to hear Mike & Mike now?
Being a major college basketball coach is like taking a daily bath in crock pot set at 450
So being a head coach is all moist and smells like garlic?
I can believe that.
@Jefferson DArcy: And really, he went to the ER at 2 a.m.? Are Applebee's even open at/around 2 a.m.?
Of course, here in N.C. they're not even allowed to offer Happy Hour specials, so my P.O.V. may be jaded.
