DeepFriar commented on A Cure for Progeria, the Disease that Makes Children Die of Old Age

"which one represents the Lollipop League? (it was either this or "won't someone think of the lab rats?!")"

DeepFriar commented on Once Again, Philadelphia Fans Do Their Part To Keep Their Reputation for Upstanding Citizenry Intact

"the fucks a churlish?"

DeepFriar commented on "Funny" Economic-Meltdown-Themed Marketing Fails To Impress Consumers

"Hmmm, I have been meaning to buy a horrendously over-priced wall sconce lately."

DeepFriar commented on Notre Dame feels the icy sting

"@TheK-GunNeedsReloaded: Listen buddy, you don't land a multi-million dollar network exclusive tv contract by playing good teams"

DeepFriar commented on Rich Eisen's Wife Scolds Sarah Palin For Post-Debate Parading of Down Syndrome Baby

"Why isn't this baby sleeping in a crib or bassinet somewhere with a sleep sheep or some other sound apparatus lulling him into night-night?Trig hasn't has a good night's sleep since Chris matthews sent that stuffed James Carville doll as a birthday present"

DeepFriar commented on Has one paragraph ever summed

"@ArkansasFred: other things that are better than watching the WNBA playoffs- not watching tv- being hit repeatedly in the head with a large stick- contracting pneumonia"

DeepFriar commented on Has Marvel Discovered The Everybody-Wins Solution For Zombies?

"@adverbly: with What If!"

DeepFriar commented on NLCS Preview: Phillies Vs. Dodgers

"@WanderingBear: I thought the Torre pic sufficed nicely"

DeepFriar commented on In Which Cubs Fans Look To The Heavens And Ask, WTF?

"Has someone informed Eddie Vedder yet?"

DeepFriar commented on In Which Cubs Fans Look To The Heavens And Ask, WTF?

"@Slothrop: I'm a-Freya this could only lead to bad Norse puns"