<![CDATA[Comments from DeepFriar]]> <![CDATA[Comments from DeepFriar]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> threadjackin'/
Selma Hayak breaks off engagement.
Get in line jerks!
/threadjackin'

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Man Loses Phillies-Brewers Bet and Goes Homeless For a Week]]> Homeless Beard Gettin' It Done

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Lost Season Five May Be Different Than You Expected]]> I find it interesting that Anakin keeps having to go to Tattoine. If my geopgraphy serves me correctly, that's a ways out of the way.

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Entertainment Industry: Please Stop Pandering To My Generation!]]> Hold on a tick . . . Dangermouse? Really? Is that what that first picture is from?

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Home Run Derby Live Blog]]> So is flavor country better than worse than Nancy Reagan territory?
That stroke may have been worse than we thought

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Naked Rock Climbing Hugely Popular with Hot Chicks in America]]> So is the rock naked or is the climber?
[looks at picture]
Nice mounds

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Watch The Flash Burn Alive In MK vs. DC Trailer]]> My inner fanboy is compelled to note that Flash's gloves should NOT be yellow
/that didn't make me feel as complete as I expected

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Cornhole Tournament Comes to Soldier Field]]> @BigRicks: indeed, horseballs > washers > cornhole

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on NCAA Final Four Broadcaster, Archangel of Death, Billy Packer Axed from CBS After 34 Years]]> Disapprove . . . are we still doing that?

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Johns Hopkins Seeks Volunteers to Take Magic Mushrooms]]> May I suggest a control group?
Here's a hint, I hear the Allman Brothers are touring.

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Warner Steps In To Show DC How To Play With Their Superhero Toys]]> Pagin Mr. Johns, Mr. Geoff Johns. You have a call from a Mr. "Warner Bros. Studios" on line 1.
/crosses fingers, holds breath

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Brett Favre Asks For Release From Packers, Wants To Play Elsewhere]]> Somewhere, a "getting ready for the season" montage is being enacted.
Queue "Over the Top" theme music!

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Introducing Your New Weekend Crew]]> Is that a girl in the lineup? What an age we live in.

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Nobody Likes The PTI Subs, McFadden Gets Punk'd, And Corey Hart's Daughter Gets A Beer Shower]]> @Roy Keane: Le Batard and Shank, like the sports black hole of suck

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Journey to the REAL Center of the Earth]]> So you're saying The Core wasn't all bullshit?
My world is officially rocked!

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Brett Favre As A Viking And The Importance Of Your One True Hate]]> Chipper Jones. So much hate to contain in such a finite vessel. It makes me stronger.

...and Hillary Clinton

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Jean Van de Velde Qualifies for British Open]]> @Jen P: Let's travel, you and me, back to the small hamlet of Augusta, GA. Dashing and talented, Greg Norman trudges towards a certain masters victory ....

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on In Which I Develop A Sudden Interest In Track]]> You decry us for posting about the pictures, and then you do this.
Stop messin' with me.

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on In Which I Develop A Sudden Interest In Track]]> @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: I like where you're heads at.

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on In Which I Develop A Sudden Interest In Track]]> baton in my pants

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Tim Tebow Is Touching Babies in Asia Again]]> @sassydeerrun: +80s. Murray Head, well done.

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Tim Tebow Is Touching Babies in Asia Again]]> So Florida colors on the crocs, and yet no jean shorts?
You're better than that, Timothy

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Now you can audition to be]]> @supermike5alive: Is there a link to the word "thin-skinned" in that entry?

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on 80-Year-Old Woman Files Lawsuit Over $6 Sears Datebook]]> @agiorgio: seems right to me
/trekkie

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on "Big G", Plax and The Natural]]> *ponders if indulging in crack could somehow increase my golf game*
Nothing can help my golf game.

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Rich Rodriguez and Michigan Buy West Virginia]]> I think I saw that very guy get confronted in a kitchen by Chris Hansen.

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Attack Of (And Farewell To) The Purple]]> @robwein: just a tip, Wyshynksi got me back into hockey by posting pictures of good looking women.
/lowest denominator

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Attack Of (And Farewell To) The Purple]]> A for Effort, good sir.
Then again, Effort grades never got anyone into Princeton.

/don't let door hit you on the way out

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Rumor Dealzmodo: $299 Xbox 360 with $25 Gift Card]]> Judging by the crumpled circulars, I'm guessing Black Thursday must be coming soon?

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on A Beer-Shooting Minigun Can't Possibly Be a Bad Idea]]> *imagines playing extended Miles Davis-influenced solo on beer trumpet*
Jazz+Beer is a gateway drug

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Introducing The Loneliest Boy In The World]]> The fathead is one thing, but those "Office, Game Room, Den" banners are atrocious.
Being 12 is no excuse for bad interior design decisions, Jimmy.

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Afternoon Blogdome: Dan LeBatard Keeps His Interns Smiling And Happy]]> @Wyshynski: YOU! I could tell by the picture that this had something to do with a NHL Closer

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Milton Bradley Is A Blogger Now? Awesome]]> This can only end one way: Bradley feverishly punching his laptop as it "questions his intensity"

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on A-Rod's Marital Woes Won't Stop Capitalism]]> And I thought I had problems calculating a lunch tip.
Look at the consternation on that doofus!
/fuck the yankees, cock!

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Morning Blogdome: Hiroki Kuroda Gets Rattled By The Rush]]> I like your style, Mr. Mayweather. And I fully intend to paraphrase that in later posts.
/fair warning

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Rafael Nadal's Girlfriend Is Rather Pleasant Looking]]> In my case against Tennis players being tough
Exhibit A: Hugging

Unless you've just lost a family member, or tripping on something - man up, dude.

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on A Robot Spartacus, Crucified In A Bleak Future]]> And now, another of my "Dear Hollywood" posts
Dear Hollywood,
Comics are great. But despite what the sales numbers are telling you, not all comics/graphic novels make for great movies.
yours in Christ,
DeepFriar

P.S. - I'll never forgive you for Wanted

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on We have a new World Chess]]> NERRRRRDS!

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on LenDale White Hates Tecmo Bowl, America]]> @pr0FF'3ss0r_j'3rkwh3at: +1 for Oregon Trail references, always
/DeepFriar has dysentery

]]> <![CDATA[DeepFriar commented on Comment Ombudsman: Become a Deadspin Commenter and Face Immediate Execution]]> Living in fear of a writer who uses terms like "bon mots", and in italics no less.
Truly, the trrrrists have won.

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