Here's a -1.
Now go earn 10 somewhere else.
It's about time someone developed a multi-pronged plan to make the Nets relevant.
Deng actually named his dolphin after witnessing it jump his pet shark.
/groans
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I'm mixed on the band, but love the song.
This incident has really left the mom with a lump in her throat.
Although it should be pointed out that it's a pot of gold.
In happier news, West Virginia Senator Manchin and Senator Joseph Yott of Nebraska have been named co-chairs of the newly formed Senate Committee on Ironic Nomenclature.
$41000 for that?
Jesus, I can't even get a bid for my tape of Dick Clark in a $25000 Pyramid.
If there's one way to kill the momentum the Marlins have built up with their fan base, it's overpriced lox.
That's really good.
Fuck yes. Best highlight film player ever, along with Barry and Walter.
This is shaping up to be the lamest Return story yet.
Whatever happened to self-sufficiency?
Seems like everywhere I goes these days, Tiny Tim's tardvan gets a special parking space, and every Gimpy Gertrude expects me to hold the door open while she takes her sweet time hobbling through in her soiled Depends.
Listen, freaks and auntiques. I got places to be. Anything worth my time on this planet can stand on it's own.
Like my 1800 Tequila.
/bum..bum..ba-da-da-dum..dum
What ever happened to wives?
Nowadays, it seems like they all want to leave the house. Remember when men were men, and broads were broads?
Listen up, skirts. Some things were meant to serve in the kitchen.
Like my 1800 Tequila.
/bum..bum..ba-da-da-dum..dum
