Ausoleil commented on Which Gold Digger Wants A Divorce Now That The Money Is Gone?

"Don't know about@Emily Brilliant: I can see J-Lo doing the husband hop the first time her diamond-coated Visa gets declined."

Ausoleil commented on The Best Cities To Live In During A Recession

"I thought that the entry on Durham and saying that people commute from there to jobs in Raleigh was amusing."

Ausoleil commented on A Night Out With Linda Cohn

"Dude, you played that like a skinny white suburban boy on the court at Rucker Park. As in, you had no business being in the game."

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"Hunter is busily writing her scurrilous tell-all book at this very moment. Edwards had much better looking mistresses when he was just a trial attorney back in Raleigh, NC."

Ausoleil commented on Hating Michael Phelps

"The American media cycle on Michael Phelps seems to be running in hyperdrive: 1) hype up the possibility 2) cover the event from every possible angle 3) hyperbolize the accomplishment (compare favorably to every great athlete) 4) interview every conceivable connection 5) accuse others of over-exposing 6) hype any negative innuendo, true or not 7) blame the athlete for creating the ruckus in the first place 8) profit 9) move on to Next Big Thing."

Ausoleil commented on iPod Nano Explodes While Charging

"Executives in large companies are bombarded constantly by letters, memos, phone calls, vox mail, emails, subordinates, analysts, bla bla bla. In other words, generally speaking, their attention spans are pretty short."

Ausoleil commented on Robert Downey Jr.: 'Fuck D.C. Comics'

"@Dr."

Ausoleil commented on Duane Reade Entrance The New Advertising Hot Spot

"If people were chained to their La-Z-Boys and had their eyelids propped open with toothpicks in order to force them to watch television ads, we would still be bombarded with 'place based marketing.'"

Ausoleil commented on FAA To Fine American Airlines $7.1 Million For Safety Violations

"They were warned by the FAA, but ignored that and flew planes deemed unsafe anyway."

Ausoleil commented on Mike Krzyzewski Welcomes You Aboard The Showboat

"I'm glad the world is getting a good dose of the jackassery that is the norm for Coach K."