Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket commented on R2-D2, Hal 9000 and their

"On behalf of Longhorns everywhere let me say "Fuck you very much" to Texas A&M for sucking so badly that they blew Texas' SOS. All that said, I can't remember the exact circumstances of Texas' appearance in the 2005 Rose Bowl, but didn't they hop over Cal because of the computers? Live by the nerds, die by the nerds."

Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket commented on Experience The Fun Of Minnesota's U.S. Senate Election Recount With The St. Paul Saints

"@Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket: You should refresh your screen more often, dumbass."

Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket commented on Experience The Fun Of Minnesota's U.S. Senate Election Recount With The St. Paul Saints

"@Matt_T: the St."

Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket commented on Hey, That's Hate Speech

"I would go to a Hibachi tailgate if for no other reason than to see the sharks."

Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket commented on College Football Preview: The Jort-Out Is Coming

""If you're not rooting for Mike Leach to win this game, then you're a communist. Meet Barrack Obama, Texas Longhorn's #1. OK, maybe #2 fan, but I wouldn't be surprised if he and Matt McConaughey are sited rolling down 6th street to pull some ass (and maybe a few rippers) together."

Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket commented on Why It’s Okay To Mix In A Little Politics With Your Sports

"@Jews For Purple Jesus: If we're going with that analogy, can I nominate Palin to play the role of "receiver"?"

Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket commented on Jim McMahon's father is not

"And this concludes another episode of "Decades-Old Grudges Against Mormons That You Just Can't Let Go Of." Which will be followed immediately on this same channel by "Decades-Old Grudges Against Others That Mormons Just Can't Let Go Of.""

Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket commented on Hugh 3: Brian Who?

""Texy let us know that Brian Griese had an awful time remembering Chris Weinke's name in the Texas-Team That Will Lose to Texas game."

Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket commented on Thursday Night Preview: Florida State at North Carolina State and #8 BYU at #24 TCU

"@HockeyMountain: The same CU that's tied for second with the number of appearances in the Big 12 Championship game (3 embarrassing losses notwithstanding)?"

Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket commented on In Which I Am Yelled At By A Black Belt Jiu-Jitsu Champion

"@Afino: Isn't the NHL on strike?"