Very nicely done, sir . . .
A.J. getting on someone for shitting themselves?
It's like ball, dick, ball ...
It's like a division sign
It's like a division sign
Walken-Hopper in True Romance is the best scene ever.
@jfruh: Whatever you say, Owen Meany.
@NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: Nothing is more depraved...
@rulesboy: Ask AJ that question. #bonerjams09
@Sarcastro: You know why they put ice in the urinals? So the Coors Light is cold coming out of the tap. #openmailbagtuesday
I'm disappointed, no Rush will sign Brett Favre for a vicodin connection joke...
At least give Carlin credit if you steal his words
Wow, DUAN sucks...
That's the funniest thing I've seen on Deadspin in a long, long time.
@I'm Hafner the man I used to be: I usually just say, 'Come get, me drunk,' and hand the phone to the bartender to tell them where I'm at. Cheaper than a taxi.
Good evening, folks.
And the Sox are back in first.
@UpstateUnderdog: Hey yo.
@Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Is that serious??
@CanHeHackett: It's like that Chinese curse.
@UpstateUnderdog: Smalbany represent!
@CanHeHackett: Oh yeah, I did.
@CanHeHackett: Interesting? Upstate NY? I take it you've never been here.
