I just hope the BBB goes after his dealer for shorting Lincecum on the eighth #timlincecum
If it had been a kitten on the court, would he have stepped on it? Air-kittens! #manuginobili
"They determined that the quality of play in the Negro Leagues was somewhere between AAA and the majors." aka The National League #negroleagues
Now that's an addiction, man. You ever suck some dick for the Dew? #caronbutler
Stupid stat of the night: 4 of the last 5 years, an AL team has been ranked third at the end of the season. All four went to the world series. 3 times they won. This year's 3 spot? The LAA Angels. Place your bets
Will somebody please put Lou Holtz out of his misery? I'll even supply the shotgun
@The Fan’s Attic: And then proceed to fuck up the parentheses (by failing to close them)
If you have to tell me you have a reputation for something, its pretty safe to say that you don't have that reputation.
@zorbachev: I think somebody is forgetting about Layla Rabbit from Space Jam
Its been too long without the royal we
Rick Pitino forced that lady to have an abortion so we wouldn't have another Holocaust
Your host will be Yoni Brenner... screenwriter on Ice Age 3: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs There is no way this can't go wrong.
@Weed Against Speed: You, sir, are no Will Leitch
@chilltown: Remember the good ole days?
cluttered his frighteningly active mind at 4 a.m. on a Wednesday, a time most young men his age are usually fast asleep with multiple co-eds on top of them. No, not Andy (never!).
One can only hope his parents recognize his new-found maturity and finally let him drive a car at night.

A blog making "dudes in mom's basement and no life jokes"? Very meta, AJ

stu1ds needs to start writing A-Rod and Manny articles for the dugout
I dressed up as a doctor and told 100 random people on the street that their had just mother died. 90% of them were pretty upset which leads me to believe their mothers had actually just died.
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