Nightmare Ant, just before he fell off a railing, thereby nearly killing my daughter.
@StuckBetweenStations: +1 double whiskey Coke, no ice.
@shmendo: Bingo
@Civil Negligence: Or the epithets, even!
@sloanish: Chicago SUBURB teens.
I Want Candy - Bow Wow Wow
@powermatic: Whales breathe water now?
No Wrigley Field video commentary is complete without this gem:
@Lionel Osbourne: Frito Pendejo was fucking hilarious.
@When_you_get_the_money_you_get_the_Micah_Hoffpauir: Except Rex is playing it with real money from his Redskins contract.
The official paper of record for the Bat Boy was the Weekly world News. Just sayin'.
@Dashiell Bennett: Shirley (who is black): "I don't understand why you people have to keep meddling in other people's business." Britta (who is white): "[outraged]You people! You people? How dare you? [smugly] I always wanted to say that to someone." Fucking hilarious. And just a tossed-off line in the middle of a conversation.
@Gamboa Constrictor: Are you saying he didn't really have Alzheimer's? That maybe he was just Thick as a Brick?
Olbermann's just pissed because all 34 people that actually watch his show were watching ice dancing that night instead.
@FredGarvin: I'm a born and raised atheist, but what the hell does Christianity have to do with buttsex/poop/dick jokes? Maybe the buttsex part, but I don't think there's anything in the bible about not laughing at somebody pooping in a beer cooler.
That little girl turning away with a "fuck it, what's on the Disney channel?" expression right after that screen grab was even funnier.
@Cognitive Friction: You don't move down for better seats much do you? You're missing out on a lot if you ask the security guard before entering interesting places. #assholecoachdigest
Joe Pisarcik unavailable for comment on the Greenville game. Herm Edwards would be happy to talk about it, though.
@mlmintampa: I don't know about elsewhere, but it's one knee in Indiana. Screwed up a perfectly good fake FG attempt last season.
The Dead Weather - Horehound
Muse - Black Holes and Revelations
The Old 97's - Alive and Wired
The Fratellis - Costello Music
QotSA - Era Vulgaris
