Never let a girl who is bigger than you dry hump you.
Fixed.
Better learn to capitalize Super Bowl or The Roge will have some new supermodel skin boots.
Snagging a cock photo of Tebow would really help Craggs get a jump on filling AJ's shoes. It'd be a lot less wear and tear than a pound of blow a week.
And then they all got into a Prius (carpooling FTW) and drove home to their upside down mortgaged McMansion.
She appears to have healed nicely from running through the granite. Bravo.
Someday they'll have the internet in Lubbock. Maybe even in sheds.
I'm deeply disappointed there wasn't a single dick joke in this 3,000 word homage but +1 nonetheless.
Oh, and does this move mean AJ'll be more "hands-on" with the Jezebel crew?
Yes, but will Clark reappear in the film room in 3 days?
I'm pretty sure securing $500 million in unnecessary public money is what this country is all about. Billy the Marlin must be running for office!
Colors seem a bit off for the Dockers crowd, but whatever.
Ken Rosenthal is almost assuredly interested in throwing your mom against the wall.
Touchdoooooooooooooooooooooooo...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I can tell you a thing or two about the high look."
- Ricky Williams
- Ricky Williams
Best defense in the league? I thought the Texans were in Tampa Sunday. Weird.
I'm really disappointed this wasn't a story about David Nelson's girlfriend. There isn't a non-fat girl within 50 miles of either Chicago or Detroit.
Let's not forget as the college colors start coming out that Durant went to UT...
"I know a Big Shot Bob but probably not the same one."
- Bibi Jones
- Bibi Jones
Your opinion is wrong. No offense.
On moving to Cincinnati:
"Well...ummm...Skyline Chilli isn't bad."
"Well...ummm...Skyline Chilli isn't bad."
