December 10, 2010 – Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go. B: The year is 1992 and I am visiting a buddy of mine at his college for the weekend. More »
You Are A Moron For Going To Every Super Bowl
December 9, 2010 – Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. Visa has these ads running all season long featuring four old guys who have been to every Super Bowl, forty-four in all. More »
Fuck You, Charlie Brown
December 9, 2010 – I showed my kid the Charlie Brown Christmas special the other day and she was depressed for the rest of the week. Why are we still subjecting kids to this awful shit? I blame myself for forcing Charlie Brown on my offspring. More »
What It Really Means To Be Pussywhipped
December 7, 2010 – Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Find more of Drew's stuff at KSK or on Twitter. Today, we're covering paranoia, farting, boogers, shit blowing up, and more. Your letters: Brian: I was tossing around the idea of a Vegas trip next spring with some of my friends. More »
Do NOT Put Aqua Velva On Your Genitals
December 3, 2010 – Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go. K: My sophmore year of college and the semester just starts. More »
Vincent Jackson Is A Piece Of Shit
December 2, 2010 – Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. Oh, Vincent Jackson. More »
At Long Last, My Reunion With Red Meat
November 29, 2010 – For 14 years, I ate only poultry and fish. Last year, I started eating beef and pork again. So what's it like to return to red meat after all this time? More »
The Hater’s Guide To Taylor Swift
November 29, 2010 – Apropos of nothing, can I unsubscribe to Taylor Swift? Is that possible? I'd really like it to be possible. I don't quite know how I ended up with all this Taylor Swift in my life. More »
My Asian Roommate Stole My Handjob!
November 26, 2010 – Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go. Hammertime: Last year, I did a Junior-year exchange to a California school from college in Britain. More »
Happy Thanksgiving, You Turkey-Banging Assholes!
November 25, 2010 – Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! More »
“My Pussy Is Like Steel!” And Other Things You Hear During Sex
November 19, 2010 – Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go. Ben: So after we had our fill of smoking we got down to business. More »
Why The Fuck Are Your Stadium Lights On?
November 19, 2010 – Reader Brian Mendonca sent us this photo of AT&T Park in San Francisco last night. "AT&T Park lit up like a Christmas tree. No sign of any events going on..." I covered this in the Jamboroo yesterday, but it bears repeating: More »
Michael Vick Will Bring Out The Smug Asshole In America
November 18, 2010 – Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. I've seen on any number of message boards retard fans who had this to say about Vick taking apart the Redskins last week: More »
Cockblocked By A Salad-Tossing Cow!
November 5, 2010 – Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go. Before we get to this week's stories, a quick announcement: More »
The 10 Worst Long-Tenured Head Coaches Of The Past 20 Years
November 4, 2010 – Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. I have to go back a while to try and remember a streak of coaching idiocy comparable to the roll Brad Childress is currently on. More »
My Girlfriend Became A Pro Cheerleader And Dumped Me In Wartime For The Team Mascot
November 2, 2010 – Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Find more of Drew's stuff at KSK or on Twitter. Today, we're covering puppy dong birthmarks, war, ALL CAPS, and more. I watched the The Walking Dead premiere yesterday (it was unreal) and then spent the rest of the night wondering if I had it... More »
If You’re Not Rich In America, You Are Fucked
November 1, 2010 – There's an election coming up tomorrow, and I haven't paid any attention to it because, at this point, whatever asshole they stick in office will be no different from the asshole they stuck in there before. That's how American politics work. More »
