" PT PREPPING FIELD FOR BASEBALL GAME/ WENT HOME AND TOOK DRINK OF POMEGRANATE SCHNAPPS/CHEST PAIN"
...and a sudden urge to sing show tunes...
@Rod Beck's Bolero: Lovie Dovie...
Obviously, the landlords are racists.
Lovie Smith is still considering him for a starting role next year...What? Too Soon?
New bowl for 2010: The Jersey Shore Bowl, sponsored by Mattress King.
New for Summer 2010- The "O.J." model with detachable Kevlar turtle neck.
The disturbing part: The tattoo shirt he is pretty much stuck with, but the hair?...That's a CHOICE!
@sir_pantsalot: Yes, that one...
@MarkKelsosMigraine: You mean that Leinart is a Polish Hillbilly that blindly follows Notre Dame?
In the "Go Vols Xtra" comments section, there is every kind of reference to what kind of things Kiffen can put in his mouth, ear, rectum, etc. There are also the questions about his sexual preferences. But the one thing that is masked as objectionable due to reader complaints:
"Our program is dead. All our recruits will go. god-f***ing damn it."
Question a man's sexuality and the virtue of his wife all you want, but lets not go blaspheming up in heya' people, we are good, God-Fearing Christians!
Sheds a tear for Layla's discarded orange creamsicle, double knit pants...
How could Hawk be an Elk? I thought that was a cracker-only organization?
It was awesome watching douche Saban walk around all grumpy with his shirt stained pink from the Gatorade. He looked like he'd had a drive-by Queer Eye makeover.
Charlie made his-hot list based on food:
Buffalo Wings
Chicago Pizza
KC Masterpiece
Wisconsin Cheese....
@MattinglysSideburns: And free taxi service.
