I once hit my younger sister. My dad threw me into a wall so hard it made a dent (in the wall, not in me). Now I let women walk all over me. Thanks Dad!
"They're just not telling you, but that's what they're thinking about. And I'm telling you so that you're aware of that so you can make a cognitive decision to not behave like that."
Shocking that Scott believes his dark-skinned teammates have the ability to make cognitive decisions. Seems to me he subscribes to the Teddy Roosevelt school of "showing dark-skinned people how to be properly civilized," only instead of invading the Philippines and killing 200,000 people to prove how to be civilized, he tosses banana chips. Progress, I suppose.
Shocking that Scott believes his dark-skinned teammates have the ability to make cognitive decisions. Seems to me he subscribes to the Teddy Roosevelt school of "showing dark-skinned people how to be properly civilized," only instead of invading the Philippines and killing 200,000 people to prove how to be civilized, he tosses banana chips. Progress, I suppose.
Uconn football, for a young program, actually travels quite well. The turnout for the opening game at Michigan was surprisingly large. While Oklahoma will obviously make up the majority of the crowd, don't be shocked to see a large number of Husky fans in AZ.
/any excuse to get out of Storrs in January
/any excuse to get out of Storrs in January
Nobody dropped in from the rafters? Color me disappointed.
"Too much awesome" is a phrase Leno is unfamiliar with, care to
explain?
Wiping with a sock is preferable because you can stick your hand into the sock, wipe, and then turn it inside out when you're done, much like picking up dog shit with a plastic bag.
Not that I've ever deployed such a method.
Not that I've ever deployed such a method.
Fuck You, Gumby
-The Blockheads
-The Blockheads
@See you suckers later: Knowing Favre's history, More like "Just Deux Deux Deux It."
@feb31st: The good news? His home is driving distance from Gentle Path.
The bad news? He's no longer welcome at home.
The bad news? He's no longer welcome at home.
Now here come the Favre defenders...
"hey, give him a break, he has big hands."
"hey, give him a break, he has big hands."
...and boom goes the internets
@JulichsRightHooks: Scott Van Pelt
My great aunt Flora also knows plenty about moss.
I'm pretty certain I saw Wales riding off into the sunset back in the mid-70's.
America was way ahead of the curve when they put Betty White on the dollar bill.
This was back when "To Catch a Predator" was just getting it's legs, evidenced by my elementary explanation of the show in the comments.
Chris Hansen, you've come a long way, baby.
Chris Hansen, you've come a long way, baby.
@Lionel Osbourne: TseTseFly needs to return for this occasion as well as Barry Bonds eventual (?) HOF induction.
What's with these voting percentages? Democracy? more like Democrazy, amirite?
Seriously though, the democratic process works as well on Deadspin as it does in Latin American countries.
Seriously though, the democratic process works as well on Deadspin as it does in Latin American countries.
You'll never be able to think of Brett Favre without thinking about Crocs.
Bindi Irwin?
Bindi Irwin?
