What a bunch of doddering old negroes. Find Jesus, you blacks!
Why isn't this baby sleeping in a crib or bassinet somewhere with a sleep sheep or some other sound apparatus lulling him into night-night?

Because he'd rather be at the zoo?

What the fuck do the Rays or Andruw Jones have to do with any of this? I feel like I'm watching How I Met Your Mother.
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER HOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERHOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
Bill Pearly Gates on Mike Shanahan: Total Cunt.
Even worse, those are the gloves he uses to artificially inseminate cows.
He's right though. Everyone has a different opinion and puts their own slant on things.
Who wants to fuck me? I'll pay you.
He just dreads winter because that's when I heat my igloo with his neck fat.
And he JUST finished the layaway payments on that jacket.
A Bunny marrying a guy named Baskett?

DONT EAT THE CREME EGGS!

It's a shame they cropped your sister out of that picture.
Doug Christie buying AIG stock is like Suze Orman fucking Darius Miles.
The only thing worse than being in timeout is being interviewed by some smarmy Jew reporter while in timeout.

Am I right?

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