What time does Sergio Garcia's emasculation commence?
Those damn LSU Gamecock fans again?
Shouldn't we use some kind of deflation factor when discussing how much something is worth in southern Texas? 2.5 cents on the dollar actually sounds about right.
I heard you can major in Recidivism at UF.
@the earl of weaver: "Hockey Failures..." Gruesome and manly injuries. And Gary Bettman.
"the Outside The Lines sausage maker..." - not the blogger and sausage imagery I'm used to. But I like it!
Instead of occasional appearances by the Masturbating Bear, he'll have the Malcontenting Baron Davis.
/inventing words.
He may hit like a "sumbitch". But the Braves, collectively are the "sum" of a lot of "bitches".
Was he going to Canada for bobsled practice?
/Cool Runnings'ed
"I'm a decent infielder..."
"I've played and been around the game of baseball almost all 24 years of my life..."
"I was having a pretty good season so far..."
"I've played and been around the game of baseball almost all 24 years of my life..."
"I was having a pretty good season so far..."
Listen, if you're going to write in, just own the fact that you're a freaking spaz.
@Apocalypse ShamWow: "led" - moron.
This would be all the more interesting if it lead to Kelli Croyle vacating her shirt.
@Tobias Funke: +1 raging maniac.
/RIP Mr. Johns.
@Phony Gwynn: Sometimes Adam Dunn takes cover under the concourse during games, with no discernible effect on his defensive effectiveness.
But it looks like the grounds crew actually got the tarp on the field. Baby steps!!
Please retire the "Smears" tag - at least as it relates to Selena Roberts.
/gagging
Also coming as a mild shock to Man U fans? The existence of orthodontists.
So is that his Gen-"O" face?
Brown will be OK. So long as his next team is blessed with a once-in-a-generation hoops talent. Then look out 1st and 2nd round playoff opponents!
@Athens_Grease: +1 let's bully.
