Thank you. Us anti-cheese folks should stay silent no longer. OUT OF THE CLOSETS INTO THE STREETS!
Also, if you eat $20 mac and cheese you should die in a fire.
German beer always gives me those awful sour beer farts that can clear a room. They're the best.
Hey, nobody obliged that I Done Wet Ma Britches guy when he did it in the booth, so who cares if it's done off the job?
Who gave Vincent Gallo a Gawker account?
I came back here because AJ ruined Twitter
I used to open beer bottles with my teeth. That was until I felt something weird in my mouth, and found out that I had chipped my left side incisors. This wouldn't be too bad except I had a permanent retainer behind my lower teeth that got mangled in the process. I had to miss a day of work to go see my middle school orthodontist, who removed it free of charge.
So, just pay for the stupid bottle opener that goes on your keychain.
You mean, the Deadspin commenter who reported on it? [deadspin.com]
So what does that make the commenter calling him a jagoff?
Blame my parents for not giving me better sports genes
Why are you talking about cookies when there's so much starvation in Africa and Haiti? Honestly, this site was so much better when Remy Stern was editor.
Nothing makes me angrier than unjustified Oscar victories in the lesser categories.
I know. I'm still pissed Inception didn't win Best Score. BRAHHHHHHHHM
This is Will's "Just admit that you're Grady Olivier" post
Edwards is free to pursue his true calling; moderating fights between manic writers and depressive bloggers.
Let's not jump to conclusions. Nobody nose if this was entrapment yet.
Seems like they have a Liszt of grievances against Pujols though.
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Confidential Business Proposal
Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United States dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed, commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at The Central Bank Of Nigeria Apex Bank.
We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incidental to the transfer.
The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:
(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.
(b) your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality and easy communication.
(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.
Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.
Please reply urgently.
Best regards
Bobby Big Wheel
While these ads probably have a negligible effect on Israeli Jews in America, they actually do a disservice to Jewry as a whole by convincing liberal American Jews that their religion is being co-opted by a bunch of saber-rattling nuts who have no idea how pluralism operates.
Joke's on Mrs. Hulk; all of those cars were subsequently wrecked by their son.
The team is actually named after this man
Unsurprisingly, Ashton Kutcher is the only person that Franco follows on Twitter.
