The self-deprecating bloody tampon/heavy flow thing was a nice tactic to avoid coming off like a preachy, condescending prick. But running a sports blog does not make you the fucking arbiter of humor.
The internet WILL HAVE its Anchorman quotes and Greg Oden's penis jokes, so help me god.
The internet WILL HAVE its Anchorman quotes and Greg Oden's penis jokes, so help me god.
@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: Hey welcome to the "Here's Your Star... Aww Just Kidding" club. Our grief counselor comes by on Thursdays.
Clemmens also says that Communism was just a red herring.
But I truly have no idea — no insight, no pipeline to available wisdom — about what's really going on
And I was worried that this article would be a waste of my time!
And I was worried that this article would be a waste of my time!
Jesus Christ. Mugshots like this make me terrified to think what I'm going to look like in 15 years.
Barry, you should really know better than to provoke a level 26 elf wizard.
Huh. I never would have guessed that the space-time continuum looks exactly like Super Nintendo.
I've never been to a bullfight, but watching a drugged animal get taunted and tortured to death over a prolonged period of time sounds like a real hoot.
Afterwards, we could all sacrifice goats to the Rain Gods and try not to fall off the edge of the world.
Fucking savages.
Afterwards, we could all sacrifice goats to the Rain Gods and try not to fall off the edge of the world.
Fucking savages.
Internet users around the country chipped in
If by "chipped in" you mean "trolled for ungodly amounts of pornography," then yes, I am proud to have aided this noble cause.
If by "chipped in" you mean "trolled for ungodly amounts of pornography," then yes, I am proud to have aided this noble cause.
I look foward to the day when Prokhorov's plans for world domination are foiled high atop a catwalk in Brooklyn Nets Arena during an NBA Finals game.
This picture was taken right before he launched into his "7 words you can't say on TV" bit.
"The Strokes - Last Nite" was also listed as the cause of death in Kirby Puckett's medical records.
Oh but when two high schoolers finish at the same time in Colorado, it's a national tragedy.
@ScientificMapp: Listen, that was YEARS ago, and she has asked you repeatedly to stop calling her "Stretch."
This headline is used by high school newspapers across the country the day after prom.
Someone should really tell Moss that banging girls from a music video isn't nearly as impressive if they're from Bell Biv DeVoe's Poison video 20 years ago.
Watch?
This was also my guess this morning in my office's daily "What Will Be Found Inside Lindsay Lohan?" pool.
I was WAY off.
This was also my guess this morning in my office's daily "What Will Be Found Inside Lindsay Lohan?" pool.
I was WAY off.
I hear Dwayne just keeps cycling though girls until he finds one that gets his "I'm pretty good with a Bowe staff" joke.
While most of the Western world gawks in horror, Japan simply yawns and continues churning out tentacle porn.
