Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on Keith Gessen Did Everything Wrong on the Internet, Someone Besides Us Concludes

"@PomPom: It's Maradona during his fat phase."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on Keith Gessen Did Everything Wrong on the Internet, Someone Besides Us Concludes

"I would think the best strategy is to have a sense of humor about it and realize that no one criticizes nobodies..."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on 'Eco-Kids' Save The Earth By Annoying You

"@hortense: Consumerism will continue making environmentalism its bitch."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on 'Page Six' Knows How Much You Love Ted Nugent

"@CaptainFantastic: That's his child-bride..."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on 'Page Six' Knows How Much You Love Ted Nugent

"Ted Nugent, the H.L."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on 'Page Six' Knows How Much You Love Ted Nugent

"@AuntPeniston: It's amazing that he's found something (writing) that he's even shittier at than playing the guitar."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on 'Page Six' Knows How Much You Love Ted Nugent

"@Cheap Shot: Actually, I believe it really was voted Worst Album Cover of the Year at Idolator. Very "Smell The Glove"-esque."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on Masquerading as 'Influential' Blogger New Way to Pick Up Girls?

"He was short and skinny, but had long arms that took up a bunch of space. I just have a very short thorax, ok."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on Why This Election Is Exactly Like 1932 (Or Some Other Year)

"1976 works for me."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on Non-American Wins Nobel Prize for Literature, As Promised

"@tammyfey: I'm only familiar with him because I studied in Nice for a year in college and he's a native son there."