I NEVER said I'm sorry. I never apologized. I meant what I said. It was a joke.

Jimmy Fallon just found the perfect engraving for his tombstone.
"And with the 81st overall pick, the Oakland Raiders select... Pacman Hill! Defensive back, Florida".
@PerkisPower: Situation is Facebooking the shit out of him right now.
@BobbyHoying: Excuse me, this photo changed the way I look at small farm animals.
Yes, it's news every time the Heat win now.

Great, this means we will all be subjected to a Heat Strokes post today.
@EdHochulisDealer: For Christ's sake, tell me this isn't a "Boston fans only like white guys" joke.

And I was more of a Vitaly Potapenko fan.
There was a time when Antoine Walker was every Celtics fan's second-favorite player.

The fact that I spent the better part of the Late 90's-Early 2000's creating new swear words to scream at 'Toine through my television says differently.

Seriously, fuck this guy.
@norbizness: Magnus Ver Magnusson does not think anything's funny.
@RED-HEADED STEPCHILD: Who the fuck do you know to not have been banned yet?
@Her?: I would hope Hickey understands that. The only reason this was posted was to point out someone specifically grouping LeBron and the dictators together.
A victory! Drinks are on Jim!
@Her?: Where's that "Thanks for explaining the joke" guy when you need him?
Meanwhile, Rae Carruth continues to wait by his phone.
This game needs to be fucking euthanized.
An entire game of 15 play drives resulting in FG attempts. Thrilling.
They cut my beard and forced me to eat it

"I know the feeling".

-Anyone who's ever eaten at a Shoney's.
Upon hearing the news, Troy Aikman reassured his beard that nothing like this would come between them.
What's with the baggy pants?

/Seriously, can't be comfortable.
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