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Hmm, should I think about whether it's easier to make fun of a dead black athlete than a dead white athlete for a few moments, then say to the commenter who brought the idea up, "I disagree with you"?"
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"That 'Goonies' kid's fat jiggle got nothing on mine!"
Continuing "The Simpsons" reference from way back: "I just want to watch 'Honk if You're Horny' in peace!"
And it looks like now even Robert Bork supports the coffee lady: he's suing his health club for a million."
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Is my wrist really that bad because of Michelle Wie and TB lawyer's wife?
And speaking of TB lawyer, why does real life have to be more asinine than the Patrick Dempsey/monkey subplot in "Outbreak"?"
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