Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on Vince Young's Sausage Tastes Great

"Jesus Clay."

Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on 'Dear Eli' ... Six NFL Quarterbacks We Just Can't Stand

"@Azian Zero: I thought he threw them into Port-O-Lets?"

Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on NFL Season Previews: Cleveland Browns

"@Morneau For Pyros: Wait, they beat the 2006 Browns that went 4-12?"

Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on Surprisingly, Ryan Leaf Is Actually Winning At Something In Life

"But how does Achilles Smith feel about this development?"

Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on NFL Season Previews: Cleveland Browns

"@Joke_Killa: The New York Jets agree..."

Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on Nightmare Ant Shall Have His Revenge, In This Life Or The Next

"Mr Potter, Here are a few things that may help canonize your mascot: 1) Get a DUI and wrap his Antmobile around a telephone pole."

Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on Young Browns fan rocks the

"@Quick Draw: @The Guys Get Shirts!: @Quick Draw: Whatever."

Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on NFL Season Previews: Baltimore Ravens

"Mr."

Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on Young Browns fan rocks the

"@Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs: In all fairness, these kids are probably from Eastlake, which is closer to being West Virginia than Ohio."

Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on Young Browns fan rocks the

"Oh."

Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on The End Of Productivity: Your NFL Opener Is Finally Here

"@Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!: He looks like Tammy Fae Baker on my HDTV."

Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on The End Of Productivity: Your NFL Opener Is Finally Here

"Nice fuck up on the teleprompter Johnny."

Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on The End Of Productivity: Your NFL Opener Is Finally Here

"Some interesting reading for anyone who was watching the RNC last night. [www.factcheck.org] Not sure how biased the site is one way or another."

Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on The End Of Productivity: Your NFL Opener Is Finally Here

"Remove the dissidents!!!"

Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on Mr. Met Will Shield Your Children From Online Predators

"@sir_pantsalot: Waving a candy bar out the window is just as effective."

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Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on New college football rules

"This is absolute bullshit."

Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on The Dickpire Strikes Back: The Return Of Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo

"@Lady Andrea: But what is your opinion on ketchup?"