I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Is That A Fleur de Lis In Your Throat Or Are You Just Drunk?

""...just in time for the Browns to cut him lose."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Oregon "Hoodrats" Accused Of Stealing From Frat Members

""It's a classic campus sports crime story with a neat little dash of racial strife." So..."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Rutgers Basketball Is Frying Up A "Steak Of Turmoil"

""If I was 30 years older, 10 inches shorter and a fag" He could have shortened this even further and said "If I was ANT""

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Let's All Remember Shea Stadium, With Drunken Fatty Lawsuits

""...an intoxicated 300-pound fan comically tumbled..." He was just acting out the end of the season in a fit of Nostradamus-like clairvoyance."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Craig James Has Picked An Excellent Time To Get Into Politics

"@WhatWouldTebowDo?: O AN HE GON OPEN DAT DOE. That's how I would imagine Adam Jones saying that."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Charles Rogers Just Can't Quit Drinking Himself To Sleep

""Restaurant employees in Novi called paramedics yesterday, because Rogers was so out of it, they couldn't wake him up..." They neglected to mention that the restaurant employee who called was Mike Williams."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on NFL Network Can Suffer A Rancid Amputation – Your Christmasaroo

"..."you must have a clear view of the Southern Sky to be able to get DirecTV in your house or apartment."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Last Night's Winner: Kobe

"People who lost this morning - Chris Henry [www.wlwt.com] No jokes about this one."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Last Night's Winner: Pirates Fans

"@larispitler: This idiot Browns fan will simply accept the fact that the Browns will play as many playoff games as the Steelers this year."