Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on Introducing the Deadspin Customer Service Hotline

"@Rob Iracane: You know, I had a fleeting thought to try and pull that off."

Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on Introducing the Deadspin Customer Service Hotline

"I, for one, welcome our new Mariotti-hating overlord."

Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on Newspapers Are Revelant And Helpful, Particularly If You Like Ike

"Dick joke in 3...2...1..."

Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on Breaking!: Plaxico Burress May Have A Sore Leg

"@Weed Against Speed: Well done."

Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on Officials in Moscow say that

"@MeSoHornsby: You should be Estonia'd for that one."

Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on Drew Rosenhaus Is A Master At The Art of Circumlocution

"Circumlocution?"

Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on MC Bias: I'm bitterly jealous,

"@Return_of_ClintonPortishead: Yes, there are multiple major American cities without recent sports success... We're talking about Cleveland and Buffalo."

Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on MC Bias: I'm bitterly jealous,

"+64 (years.)"

Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on Well, That Was Fun While It Lasted...Brady Quinn Probably Out For Season

"So what's McNabb's excuse?"

Im Hafner the man I used to be... commented on ESPN Mag To Get a Sharapova-cized Makeover

"I would definitely editor in her chief."